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Old 05-10-2015, 10:24 PM
 
Location: Fort Liquordale, Florida
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Want to move to Florida?

Here is what you will need to move here and have a comfortable life.

1. 6 figure income
2. Leave the tude back home
3. Don't trash our beautiful state
4. Have a PROFESSIONAL job lined up BEFORE moving
5. Use those long forgotten manners mother taught you back when you were a toddler
6. Respect our wildlife and state preserve lands
7. Don't make trouble or cause problems
8. If you're an Alcoholic or Drug Addict please move to Key West and STAY there
9. If you're from New York-New Jersey please leave the guido behavior there
10. Be prepared for constant sweating, heat exhaustion and staying indoors (March-Nov)
11. Be prepared to pay BIG TIME if you want to live like Tony Montana
12. Give back to your community in some small way to make it better
13. Change your local neighborhood for the better
14. TWO kids at the most ... PLEASE
15. Don't be a mooch-leach-freeloader and respect the Florida lifestyle
16. Let me stop here ..........

Welcome to Florida

 
Old 05-11-2015, 01:04 AM
 
34,449 posts, read 41,558,091 times
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Originally Posted by ebn78 View Post
Want to move to Florida?

Here is what you will need to move here and have a comfortable life.

1. 6 figure income
2. Leave the tude back home
3. Don't trash our beautiful state
4. Have a PROFESSIONAL job lined up BEFORE moving
5. Use those long forgotten manners mother taught you back when you were a toddler
6. Respect our wildlife and state preserve lands
7. Don't make trouble or cause problems
8. If you're an Alcoholic or Drug Addict please move to Key West and STAY there
9. If you're from New York-New Jersey please leave the guido behavior there
10. Be prepared for constant sweating, heat exhaustion and staying indoors (March-Nov)
11. Be prepared to pay BIG TIME if you want to live like Tony Montana
12. Give back to your community in some small way to make it better
13. Change your local neighborhood for the better
14. TWO kids at the most ... PLEASE
15. Don't be a mooch-leach-freeloader and respect the Florida lifestyle
16. Let me stop here ..........

Welcome to Florida
Must be tough ebn to expect every one to abide by your lofty expectations when in reality no one abides by any of that cra p
 
Old 05-11-2015, 05:24 AM
 
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Off topic slightly. I think the Alabama forum just passed Florida in the crazy post category. Check this rant out before it's removed.
Birmingham Forums full of paid LIARS
 
Old 05-11-2015, 08:46 AM
 
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Off topic slightly. I think the Alabama forum just passed Florida in the crazy post category. Check this rant out before it's removed.
Birmingham Forums full of paid LIARS
Shoot, I missed it already.....

So does it apply to the Florida forums? (paid liars)
 
Old 05-11-2015, 09:18 AM
 
3,720 posts, read 3,135,091 times
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Shoot, I missed it already.....

So does it apply to the Florida forums? (paid liars)
Still waiting on my check.
 
Old 05-11-2015, 09:36 AM
 
Location: SW Florida
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Where do they come from? Well I dunno about the rest, but I personally was born in Cuba and moved to Miami when I was two. I hate Florida, and to me, only a few states like Mississippi and Alabama are worse to live in. I bash Texas for a lotta things, but I will miss the HELL out of it when I move back to America's ding-a-ling, Florida.

Lots I dun like about Florida, particularly Miami. The rudeness down there, the traffic, the drivers, the muggy hot weather, the lizards, the bland architecture, the scumbags and scammers, the people who refuse to speak English, etc. etc. etc.

The state is beautiful, with it's beautiful coastline and beaches, but it's not a place I like to live. It's great for vacation, just like California (somewhere I also wouldn't wanna live, though it's still better than Florida by a longshot) but it's such a headache to live there. I spent 18 years of my life there and I am gonna have to do at least 9 months for school and then it's back to Texas hopefully, or to New York.
Is there some reason you have to spend even that 9 months in Florida, if you dislike it that much? In any case, if its an obligation and you must be there for that time, you will know it's temporary and then you can move to where you really want to be. Life's too short, IMO, to have to live where you don't want to be.
 
Old 05-11-2015, 09:50 PM
 
Location: Somewhere
8,071 posts, read 5,405,279 times
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Originally Posted by gypsychic View Post
Shoot, I missed it already.....

So does it apply to the Florida forums? (paid liars)
LOL I wonder if that OP got banned. You can look up the deleted thread on google. It was funny.
 
Old 05-12-2015, 09:11 AM
 
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