[xxcutekxx]

Theres a gas station on every corner.

You get pulled over every 5 minutes.

When you do not need to bother with an umbrella caues the rain will be over in 5 minutes.

Your neighbor comes over for a cup of sugar and stays a week.

You just get done cutting the grass in your backyard and the front has to be cut again.

Love bugs are stuck to the hood of your car and it takes a sandblast to get them off.

Have a great day in FL

[xxcutekxx]

This is a gret post because you know that is really true!!! That is really how it is in Florida

[xlabel]

You know your from Florida when:

You have at least 3 fishing poles in your garage
You've never been to a tanning salon
You have no clue on how to start a snowthrower
You've been contacted by 8 telemarketers in one afternoon
You've been approached by panhandlers
You own at least 2 pair of sunglasses

[Nomadicus]

You know your from Florida when:

Boiled peanuts are a priority food.

[Banx]

When you feel more like a New Yorker than a Floridian.

[BornInFL]

Originally Posted by Banx

When you feel more like a New Yorker than a Floridian.

^^^ Us native Floridians can relate.

[Big House]

This is a great thread! And I'm just a beginner, but may I add:

When going to work, means getting some coffee grabbing your laptop and heading out to the lania in your shorts, tee-shirt, and flip-flops.

[beachmouse]

You regard the strawberry as a seasonal winter fruit.

You've tried to pass along several bags of grapefruit from the tree in your backyard to people at work, church, random people on the street, etc.

You have named the lizards the live in your garage and under your house, and appreciate their ability to keep the cockroach population somewhat in check.

You know someone who knows someone who talked to Jim Cantore when he was out at the pier covering that tropical storm last year.

Your local NPR station gives out surfing reports along with their weather updates.

You have almost gotten in a fistfight at Home Depot over the last power drill or reasonably priced sheets of plywood as a major hurricane takes aim at your area.

[Tiffany_PartyOf6]

Instead of going to a playground or park, you take your kids to Disney World on a bi-weekly basis.

[Lakeland Yankee]

Originally Posted by TriMT7

You know you're from Florida when.....

mullets are still in style and fashionable.........

your car has Spanish Moss growing from it and you gave up trying to get it off.....

every other local you meet is named Bubba......

Northerners aka yankees are the cause of EVERY SINGLE problem in "Flarda"........

cars are held together with duct tape........

turn signals are a special occasion only dee-vice.......

you've bought fishing bait at a bar before.......

normal pickup trucks jacked up like Monster Trucks have confederate flags on the outside and rap music blaring from the inside.........

the snowbird in front of you is going 15 mph and Bubba behind you is going 100 mph.......

you've named the local gator and are sad when you don't see him/her for a while...........