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Originally Posted by flappergirlquote=Muggy
Peace! I still can't wait to move to Florida! ...Even if it means I will be I will attacked by a dragon-sized lizard as I retrieve my mail at the end of my new driveway of my new home in Florida...it STILL beats having my face pushed into some straphanger's smelly armpit or be forced to stand so close to a stranger on a crowded car NYC subway car at 9AM that I can smell on their breath exactly what they ate for breakfast!! Eeeow.
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Happiness in Florida:
1. Healthcare/nurse/doctor, government/defense, or some other
secure, well paying job.
2. Can put up with oppressive humidity from June -> Nov 1 (slowly becoming Dec because of global warming).
3. Put up with renting until home prices and insurance actually reflect the real Florida market (~5 years).
4. Deal with traffic (wait until school is in session).
If you can't deal with one of those, pick another state.
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Originally Posted by Muggy
Florida will unravel every layer of civility & security you have. You are not prepared for how you will feel, trust me.
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Speaking with 25 years of living in Florida, Muggy is not far off. The influx of people, the ridiculous increase in home prices, and now high home owners insurance makes Florida not attractive in the least. Affordability is the problem. No home in Florida should be above $250K. There is NO economy to support anything above that anywhere in Florida. Try insuring a home/condo on the beach. I live 30 miles away and have a barrier island in front of my home and my insurance is still doubling every year. It's still low as it was purchased years ago, but I have no idea how people can afford the current home prices and higher insurance.
The problem with affordability is only a recent occurrence--1999+. Prices and insurance need to come back down for "paradise" to return.
Can't resist putting down Florida:
East coast- droves of transplants from the North. You hate the beach, have no tan, and try to turn whatever you're around into the city you came from. City atmosphere and traffic without any culture, identity, or respect for your city.
West coast/panhandle- laid back and pay reflects that atmosphere. Most Floridians choose to live on this side.
Cities:
All: ridiculous traffic with little to no infrastructure investments, miles of strip malls and concrete, miles of stucco boxes fill every subdivision.
Jax- Actually has a winter. Random lane closures on i-95.
Miami/FLL- Spanish may be the preferred language in some stores. You will witness or see the aftermath of ~3 traffic accidents every day guaranteed. Palmetto Expressway will have something on fire blocking traffic forever. The Everglades will catch fire during the summer shutting down turnpike, i-4, and i-75 or a combination if you're lucky.
Tampa/Orlando- Tourists + I-4 + I-75 = fun.
Ocala- Once you get too crazy for Orlando, you go to Tampa; once you get too crazy for Tampa, you get sent to Ocala. Read the headlines and that will make sense.
Panhandle- See Alabama