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Originally Posted by Muggy
This is a thread to share the worst of Florida. If you would like to share a positive story or photo, please visit the "Best of Florida" thread.
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....BECAUSE IT IS ALL 100% TRUE!!
Please see my shot of lovely I-4 traffic attached herein. I am serious when I say it takes me 1h to 1 1/2 hours per trip to get to and from work. That adds up to 2h to 3 hours per day.
Today, it rained. OH MY GOD have mercy... when a drop of water falls from the sky, everybody drives at 5MPH on Interstate-4. Everyone starts honking then the NJ state salute goes out the window, someone starts yelling at the other guy..... very healthy. It takes me 1 1/2 hours just to drive 13 miles to and from work... f***ing insane!! This cannot be healthy for anyone... why the hell do people want to move down here and do this to themselves??!?

Are you a sado-masochist or something? Or you come here, dreaming that everyday will be filled with happy Disney characters running on the streets? Or is it that you think escaping 3 months of snow will be worth all the crap and all the hassle?? Either way, dude you are crazy to move down here!!
Oh, to make matters worse, we have CHANGEABLE speed limit signs on I-4 (the main artery of Central Florida). Every end of the month (when the cops ticket quotas are due), they lower the speed limit which is usually 50mph to 35 or 40 and ticket away. I kid you not, ask people who go from downtown Orlando past the Princeton Street exit.
Ok, how is that fair to change the limit lal of a sudden? If you drive a certain speed limit every day and all of a sudden it is 40 and there are 10 bike cops with radar guns ticketing everyone??? It is a rip-off scheme. This is called the "backdoor state income tax". They collect so much in tickets, why do they need a state income tax?

Right, they get plenty from tickets... man @ $250 a ticket (averaged out), you do the math.
FYI: A ticket for going
6 miles over the limit is going for $261.00. A F***ing rip-off, that is what it is. In most states, going 6 over is like $50.... (see attached pics of my last ticket (name blurred out so I will not be murdered by some angry realtor in this board). My cousin got a ticket for 15 miles over the limit and it was $380. Now, you will love the kicker... she was doing 60MPH on an INTERSTATE... now the speed limit at the
interstate is 45MPH.... now, is that designed to screw people over or what?? What the hell is wrong with a 45MPH on a highway??? It should be 60!! I have driven to Texas and WY... Nebraska.... dude, even going through city limits, the speed limit on the highway is like 55 and above. In northern CO and souther WY, you go through cities and the limit is like 65mph. Only in FLORIDA you get ripped off with low speed limits on highways so cops can earn massive state revenue.
Oh and get this, my brother was shot at (not hit, a real miracle, they must have been high on crack to miss him - in a road rage type thing, which is very common here) in 2000 on Kirkman Road in Orlando (FYI, that is across from Universal Studios... you know where they have magical crap... anyways). The cops took
45 minutes to show up... the shooter who was in a old Honda Civic had been gone for 44 minutes. We heard from the detective on the case, we gave him the plate #, we had like 5 witnesses at Walgreens (surprise surprise, it was stolen car from Daytona Beach). Ok, the car was stolen so... how are we going to find the guys.... right, they got away clean!
The lead detective said the response time to all the 911 calls was delayed because officers were "tied-up" writting tickets and "responding to other calls". BS!! If the shooter and his buddy hadn't ran off after they shot at my bro, the cops would have only gotten there to get my bro's body.... sickening. You go ask for help from cops in Orlando... you won't get it man.
Not in time. They are too busy writting suckers tickets. The state needs the revenue, if you die, it is too bad... your family pays for the funeral, not the state, so they keep all their profits.