A friend and I were discussing rednecks the other day. She mentioned this great comedian she heard of. He's actually from the south somewhere, and makes fun of the whole redneck thing. I thought this might be helpful to help the OP (and of coarse for the rednecks who might stumble across this forum and not realize that they really are true rednecks

). So I did a search and here's what I found;
You know you're a redneck if:
You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs.
You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company.
Your state's got a new law that says when a couple
get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.
You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'
Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.
You think that a six figure income & drinking wine will exempt you from redneck status.
You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
You hooked up with your present girlfriend
as a result of a message on the wall of
the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop.
You think subdivision is part of a math problem.
You were acquitted for murdering
your first wife after she threw
out your Elvis 8-tracks.
White legs on the beach wouldn't bother you so much if only the neck wer' red to go along with it.
You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.
You have a bumper sticker that says,
"MY MOTHER'S AN HONOR STUDENT
AT SOUTH LITTLE ROCK JR. HIGH."
You believe that people moving to your town from the next state over is like a hostile invasion of your 'native land'.
Your house doesn't have curtains,
but your truck does.
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than all other vehicles combined.
YOU REFER TO THE TIME YOU WON
A FREE CASE OF MOTOR OIL AS
"THE DAY MY SHIP CAME IN."
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Anyway, if you ever run in to some good ol' rednecks, these are just some of the signs to look out for
Hey Mountain Man, the link didn't work. Could you re-post?