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Old 05-13-2014, 08:25 AM
 
Location: Smithville, TX
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A dinner prayer at Grandma's

Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away. "Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer." said his mother.

"I don't need to," the boy replied.
"Of course, you do." his mother insisted. "We always say a prayer before eating at our house."
"That's at our house." Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook!"
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Old 05-13-2014, 03:22 PM
 
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"I don't need to," the boy replied.
"Of course, you do." his mother insisted. "We always say a prayer before eating at our house."
"That's at our house." Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook!"
Hahaha!!
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Old 05-13-2014, 03:58 PM
 
Location: Montreal, Quebec
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We were visiting some friends of ours, who are quite religious. When we sat down at the table, my son started to dig in but I told him we can't eat just yet....we're waiting for grace.
My son responded with 'Who's Grace and when is she getting here?'
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Old 05-13-2014, 04:19 PM
 
Location: CA
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Thanks for the laughs, you two.
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Old 05-13-2014, 04:24 PM
 
Location: Kanada 🍁
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What a delightful moment..the darndest funny things children say
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