1 8oz. block o' cream cheese at room temperature, just open it up and put it on the plate
drizzle with *****peppa sauce, serve with Ritz crackers (edit: I don't know why "pick-a" is filtered out)
once I start eating it I cannot stop lol, i've been known to get through a half block of that before forcibly stopping myself, disgusted by my unadulterated piggy-ness
edit: although this is not an hors d'oeuvres, i've been seeing that "Mock Apple Pie" recipe on the side of the Ritz boxes since the early 70's, and I always wanted to make one LOL