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NEW ORLEANS - Patrick "Deep Dish" Bertoletti looked down at the litter of empty oyster shells in front of him and savored the sweet taste of victory. For Crazy Legs Conti, the bitter taste of defeat could be washed away only by beer.
It's not that they're raw, it's more that when they're raw they have the consistency of snot. I also won't eat something that is alive.
I realize a lot of people LOVE raw oysters, so I probably would too if I could get past the squeemishness, but this is not one of the things I feel compelled to overcome.
On the whole slimy thing, I can handle the texture and consistency of oysters/clams/mussels with no problems whatsoever, but the texture of a rice cake makes me want to shoot myself in the face.
the texture of a rice cake makes me want to shoot myself in the face.
Do you mean those hard dry round things that are a little bigger than a hockey puck?
Those are about as tasty as the bag they come in.
I would rather eat Moose Turd Pie.
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