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Old 01-24-2009, 04:31 PM
Status: "Working on a new project!!" (set 5 days ago)
 
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One "Pay-Day," "Mr. Peanut" wanted a "Bit-O-Honey," so he took "Mary Jane" behind the "Power House" on the corner of "Clark" and "Fifth Avenue".

He began to feel her "Mounds" and that was pure "Almond Joy" for him and it made her "Tootsie Roll."

He let out some "Snickers" as his "Butterfinger" went up her "Juicy Fruit" and caused a "Milky Way". She screamed and grabbed his "Peter Paul" and "Zagnuts".

"Mary Jane" said, "You are better than the 'Three Musketeers'". Soon she was a bit "Chunky" and nine months later she had a "Baby Ruth".
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Old 01-25-2009, 12:21 AM
 
Location: Lemon Grove, CA USA
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haha cute
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Old 01-25-2009, 12:36 AM
 
Location: USA
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Good one. Now I could go for a candy bar
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Old 09-09-2010, 03:18 PM
 
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LoVed it, thanks for a good chuckle!
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Old 09-09-2010, 05:08 PM
 
Location: On this planet most of the time
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That was cute
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Old 09-10-2010, 10:44 AM
 
Location: ROTTWEILER & LAB LAND (HEAVEN)
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I never heard that one.
Thanks
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Old 07-19-2012, 12:49 AM
 
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Hehehe very nice
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:39 AM
 
Location: Islip,NY
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I have not heard this one in years made me smile.
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Old 07-19-2012, 02:34 PM
 
Location: Bella Vista, Ark
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Originally Posted by younglisa7 View Post
One "Pay-Day," "Mr. Peanut" wanted a "Bit-O-Honey," so he took "Mary Jane" behind the "Power House" on the corner of "Clark" and "Fifth Avenue".

He began to feel her "Mounds" and that was pure "Almond Joy" for him and it made her "Tootsie Roll."

He let out some "Snickers" as his "Butterfinger" went up her "Juicy Fruit" and caused a "Milky Way". She screamed and grabbed his "Peter Paul" and "Zagnuts".

"Mary Jane" said, "You are better than the 'Three Musketeers'". Soon she was a bit "Chunky" and nine months later she had a "Baby Ruth".
When we were kids we had a similar one but not with so many cadies: it had to do with Butterfinger, Milky way and 9 months later Baby Ruth was born. I don't remember it exactly, that was 60 plus years ago.

Thanks for a smile.

Nita
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Old 07-19-2012, 02:42 PM
 
Location: Honolulu, HI
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That was definitely a fun read. Thanks, younglisa!!!
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