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Old 08-15-2009, 09:33 PM
 
Location: In a van, down by the river.... LOL
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Just to have a bit of fun, let's start a joke thread about tofu. How many ideas can you come up with?

1. Cut in 1/2" slices, let it dry out and use for drink coasters.

 
Old 08-15-2009, 09:38 PM
 
Location: Middle Tennessee
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2. Use to fatten up the old red rooster....

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Old 08-15-2009, 09:43 PM
 
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3. Put in fruit cake tins, wrap in christmas paper, send to your friends and family. They'll never know the difference since they'll never lift the lid of the tin before tossing or re-gifting
 
Old 08-15-2009, 09:47 PM
 
Location: Funky Town
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4. Cut in 1/2 " slices, freeze & use as eye packs in the morning!!!
 
Old 08-15-2009, 09:52 PM
 
Location: South Central Texas
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5. Roll some out flat, cut in shape of shoe soles. Make homemade Dr Scholl's shoe liners.
 
Old 08-15-2009, 09:55 PM
 
Location: In a van, down by the river.... LOL
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6. Save money the next time you need a brake job, bring a hunk of bean turd (that's what it's called on chinese menus!) for them to make pads out of!
 
Old 08-15-2009, 09:58 PM
 
Location: Funky Town
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Mix in blender with fresh garlic, onion, cilantro, tomatos & jalapenos. Use as dippy for your chippys!!!
 
Old 08-15-2009, 10:00 PM
 
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8. Give them as Christmas Gifts so you don't have to eat them.
 
Old 08-15-2009, 10:01 PM
 
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9. cut into cubes and serve on crackers at your next office party - pretend you don't know who brought them.
 
Old 08-15-2009, 10:03 PM
 
Location: Funky Town
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10. Slice into 1/4" round circles, soak in witch hazel, put in fridge, and use as hemorrhoid pads!!!
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