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Old 11-04-2009, 09:05 PM
 
Location: The Conterminous United States
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I've lost track if anyone has mentioned this website (apologies if it's been posted before!)

The Hosts « Food Network Humor
Oh! This is good stuff!

Did we not say this?

GIADA DE LAURENTIIS
If her grandparents weren’t famous, Giada probably would have ended up working as a Hooters girl or a sorority house mother. Makes the same three recipes every episode. Overannunciates every word. No one needs to smile that much while mincing garlic, especially if you have a freakishly large animal mouth.
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Old 11-05-2009, 06:39 AM
 
Location: North Carolina
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I've lost track if anyone has mentioned this website (apologies if it's been posted before!)

The Hosts « Food Network Humor
OMG this site is hilarious!!!! Repped!

SANDRA LEE
Two words: HIDEOUS TABLESCAPES. Her heart pumps 70% ice cold Russian vodka and 30% blood – thus rendering her SEMI-HUMAN. Unable to restrain herself from adding extract to store-bought frosting.

THE NEELYS
These two need to get a room. I’m here to watch a cooking show – not see how many sexual innuendos they can make up about cucumbers.

LMFAO!!!!!
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Old 11-05-2009, 07:11 AM
 
Location: Looking East and hoping!
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It was a great way to wake up! Reps to you.
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Old 11-05-2009, 08:49 AM
Status: "Still in a state of mystery." (set 8 days ago)
 
Location: A Land Not So Far Away
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Alton Brown on Food Network. When he comes on, I simply just change the channel. I never could stand the guy. He's just this side of annoying.
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Old 11-05-2009, 09:26 AM
 
Location: Pelion, South Carolina/orig. from Cape May, NJ
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Is it me or does Alton Brown look just like "Stork" from Animal House"!



http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsK/19057-13443.gif (broken link)
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Old 11-05-2009, 11:22 AM
 
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Paula Deen, for acting so fake.

Tyler Florence, for being so smarmy.
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Old 11-05-2009, 12:37 PM
 
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I've lost track if anyone has mentioned this website (apologies if it's been posted before!)

The Hosts « Food Network Humor
That is right on. A reminder of why I dislike that channel.

I honestly think PBS has better cooking shows. The best is Bourdain making jabs at the food network. The Cooks Tour was good TV then they went and screwed that up.


Gay Fieri or whatever she is... Looks like a list character from the Trailer Park Boys.

And Mary-Alice is the only reason I ever watch Ace of Cakes.

Last edited by SD4020; 11-05-2009 at 12:48 PM..
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Old 11-05-2009, 06:57 PM
 
Location: The Conterminous United States
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I LOVE Mike Aubrey!!!! I actually really like HGTV, but a few of the hosts DO deserve a slap.

Ok, I'm gonna do it hiknapster, be sure to come over and post
Where is your thread? I'll happily join in!
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Old 11-05-2009, 07:25 PM
 
Location: North Carolina
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Where is your thread? I'll happily join in!
Which HGTV stars do you like and/or want to slap around?

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Old 11-06-2009, 05:26 AM
 
Location: The Midst of Insanity
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I've lost track if anyone has mentioned this website (apologies if it's been posted before!)

The Hosts « Food Network Humor
This site is hilarious!

"BOBBY FLAY
Hot tempered host of “Throwdown With Bobby Flay,” “Grill It! With Bobby Flay,” and 92 other virtually identical shows with “Bobby Flay” in the title. One of those guys who must be referred to with his first AND last name. Try just calling him “Bobby.” It’s like trying to eat just one Lays potato chip: you can’t."
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