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Old 01-21-2015, 12:37 PM
 
Location: Florida -
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Due to the cost, I have torn out my home security system, stopped paying the monthly fees and even resigned from the Neighborhood Watch Program.

I have installed a Syrian flag on my front porch, an Iranian flag next to my flower bed and the black flag of ISIS waves from my roof-top.

The state police, city police, sheriff, FBI, CIA and Homeland Security are all watching my house 24/7.

I've never felt safer.

(sent in an anonymous email)
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Old 01-21-2015, 03:10 PM
 
Location: Greater NYC, USA
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This is funny
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Old 01-21-2015, 03:45 PM
 
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Lol
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Old 01-22-2015, 01:16 PM
 
Location: UpstateNY
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Lmao
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Old 01-22-2015, 04:54 PM
 
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lmao
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Old 01-27-2015, 06:13 AM
 
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Hilarious.
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Old 01-27-2015, 03:46 PM
 
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haha
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Old 02-02-2015, 11:51 PM
 
Location: Tucson/Nogales
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I put a big sticker on my window: I love The FBI And? I ordered a lifelike replica of J. Edgar Hoover to stand outside my living room window with his finger pointing at the sticker!

And? Someone chopped his head off and then threw it through my living room window!

Right now, the FBI is doing an investigation!
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Old 02-03-2015, 12:54 PM
 
Location: Mid-Atlantic
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The guy forgot the speaker on the roof announcing the call to prayer and the doormat which reads: Due to the rising cost of ammunition, I'm no longer able to provide a warning shot.
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