Totallyfrazzled, I have one of the Trash Funnels as well and I agree, it's great. I've had mine 8-9 years now and if anything ever happened to it I would definitely buy another. I mostly use it for leaves in the fall but also when I clean out the garage, basement, whatever. Worth every penny.
I've had this Fiskars garden fork for a couple of years now and love it. I've done my fair share of transplanting and it makes it much easier and it leaves more of the roots intact as opposed to using a spade. I also used it when I was digging a new hole for our flag pole. I ran into some very compacted dirt with aggregate in it about 2' down and I used the fork to break it up at the bottom.
Fiskars - D-Handle Garden Fork (Steel) - 9666 (http://www.fiskars.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10001&langId=-1&catalogId=10101&categoryId=10272&productId=10553 &page=products - broken link)
A Corona tree pruner with a lopper. I don't use it all the time but with 8 40'+ mature trees in our backyard it's indispensable. 10 years and I've only sharpened the lopping blade once and never replaced the saw blade.
Corona : The Leader in Professional Quality Tools (http://www.coronaclipper.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=cControllerFrontend.fControlF rontendCatalogDetail&int_product_id=189&int_catego ry_id=28 - broken link)
Not really a garden tool exactly but a Yard Man chipper/shredder vac. They don't make it any more but another brand, Troy Bilt does. The one I have is four years old and was cheaper but it's the same one at the link minus the chute for the chipper. Besides our trees, most every yard in our neighborhood has one or two 75'+ tall maples, oaks, tulip poplars and so on. With our yard being completely fenced in, once the leaves fall back there, they ain't a leaving.(Pun intended) I can get up every leaf front and back, regardless of how dense the cover is, in 45 minutes or less. I cut down a 40' maple a couple of years ago and ran just about every branch under two inches through it in less than two hours after cutting them off the trunk. It has *never* given me a problem, first pull start regardless of how long it has sat. Serious compression though. I let my neighbor use it and when he tried to start it, he uttered an expletive.
It is mostly definitely not a quick yank to get started.
Chipper shredder vac models from Troy-Bilt
I have a little hand cultivator with a three tine fork on one end and a flat blade on the front. I've used that thing more than I can say and would probably have a trauma if I lost it or anything. This is the closest picture I could find.
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A Gilmour large head impulse sprinkler. Large spikes that never budge, great coverage. Our yard is around 80' wide and it reaches one side to the other easily. I've had it for seven years and it works like the day I bought it. A little pricier than some but worth it to me.
Poly Head (http://www.gilmour.com/Watering/Hose-End/Sprinklers/Extra-Large-Coverage/Poly-Head.aspx - broken link)
An 8" hand tamper. Stone, sand, dirt, just a handy thing to have around.
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I had a Mantis tiller for about 8 years but got where I wasn't using it for tilling, only edging the sidewalk. I used it to till almost 1500 feet on one side of our backyard, 100 square foot plus planting beds and it never let me down. I hand crafted am oak wheel for it so I could use one side for turning over just 1/4" of soil for grass seed for bare spots. It was easier and less hit or miss than raking. Because I got down to just edging with it I sold it a couple of years ago and kind of regret it. It was weird for awhile to walk into the shed and not see it hanging in its spot. It was sort of like a reliable friend that you had been through a battle with was gone.
No kudzu, I have a four prong, 5" version of the toad sticker. It actually served me well as a mole eradicator although I have to admit that any success I had was 95% luck.