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I haven't stepped on a rake to get smacked in the face but I've misplaced it and many other garden tools on the side of trees or in the grass.
To cut down on the 'search' time, I've painted all tools dayglow pink.
Never did the rake thing, but I've walked full speed into a stop sign before because I was talking to a friend that was beside me. Just walking along and look forward just in time to see the metal pole beat me in the face.
I've stepped on a rake but it didn't hit me in the face.
A few years back the doorbell rang while I was working in my office, and I jumped up to answer the door. My work setup was rather makeshift then; long story short, I tripped over the mouse wire and wound up sprawled on the floor. It hurt but I was OK, other than feeling like a total doofus.
Yes, then I slipped on a discarded banana skin and got hit with a custard pie just before a grand piano fell out of a window and crushed me.
Yes to the rake and I have slipped on a banana peel in a parking lot once too, I am worried a bit about the piano.
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