City data in a nutshell lol
Los Angeles: What do you mean we sprawl? We're a real dense city. We got Public transportation... I think
Yeah, lemme google that ****.
Detroit: Nah man, we don't got a lot of abandoned buildings. That's just false man. You see that one right out there, I see a crack boy being using that mother****er.
San Diego: We got mountains, beach, and the best weather dude. We're like totaaaalllly bomb! Surf's up!
Chicago: What do you mean NYC gots the best skyline. We got the biggest skyscraper man, let's see how NYC will look after another 9/11, *****.
Miami: I think a collection of boxy looking neon lit condominiums gives us the best skyline in the world!!!!
Atlanta: To really appreciate our skyline, you can't take it all in with one look. Look over here. Now over there. Now get ready for this, take out your binoculars....
San Francisco: We're like so organic, PC and super super cultured and cosmopolitan. The bay area has it all, like why would I even need to travel
New Orleans: Katrina who? Say what man, what you talking about.
Denver: We got mountains
Look right here, you can see them nicely on this here can of coors.
Mississippi (as a whole): We're not racist boy, now get your colored ass outta our fourm.
Philadelphia: We're like the top 3rd city in the USA. Ok, more like 4. Eh? 5! How about you just mention us in the top 10!
Phoenix: I rather be BAKED than STEAMED or FROZEN [types from heavily air conditioned basement]
Houston: We're like so diverse {scratches head thinking of every ethnic maid hired}
Austin: No man, Austin is not Texas. It's the California of Texas!
Seattle: You see, everything is better here than California. We got 4 seasons and are not as HOT. We drive slow because cops are actually BORED here.
ABQ: Eh, I thought this was a made up place in a weird Al song
I'm not even going to attempt to spell that ****.
Washington DC: What do you mean big government is bad? I got here a 6 figure job sitting on my ass organizing some senator's desk. You think you're better off with that recession
Boston: it's haaard taking the opinions of city-data forum members seriously when they couldn't even get into harvard
Minneapolis: What you talking aboooot, eh? And what abooot them lakes?
Dallas: Maybe yall just didn't pray enough to avoid them god sent tornadoes .
San Jose: We're the biggest city in the bay, and we invented your computer. We're not the capital of costa rica
New York City: it's hard to hate when you're number one