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Old 04-02-2009, 11:59 AM
 
Location: Harrisonville
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RealClimate
1 April 2009

Farewell to our Readers

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We would like to apologize to our loyal readers who have provided us so much support since we first went online in December 2004. However, after listening to the compelling arguments of the distinguished speakers who participated in the Heartland Institute's recent global warming contrarian conference, we have decided that the science is settled in favor of the contrarians. Indeed, even IPCC chair Rajendra Pachauri has now admitted that anthropogenic climate change was a massive hoax after all. Accordingly, RealClimate no longer has a reason for existence. The contrarians have made a convincing case that (a) global warming isn't happening, (b) even if it is, its entirely natural and within the bounds of natural variability, (c) well, even if its not natural, it is modest in nature and not a threat, (d) even if anthropogenic warming should turn out to be pronounced as projected, it will sure be good for us, leading to abundant crops and a healthy environment, and (e) well, it might actually be really bad, but hey, its unstoppable anyway. (Can we get our check now?)
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Old 04-02-2009, 12:14 PM
 
Location: I think my user name clarifies that.
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That's really not that great of an April Fools' Day joke.
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:03 PM
 
Location: Nebraska
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Heehee. That was funny.

Almost as funny as watching some folks get all excited about the April Fools' Day virus, or the 'report' on March 31 that said that the military had taken over the government, imprisoned all of the Congressmen in their Washington apartments... and people were actually posting about how exciting it was.

Now, back to business-as-usual... Who can we lie to, rip off, and fool next with what pompous and impressive sounding statements...

Me, I like The Onion for sarcasm.
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Old 04-03-2009, 01:39 PM
 
Location: Portland, Oregon
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Me, I like The Onion for sarcasm.
Oh man, they are the outright best!
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Old 04-12-2009, 08:50 AM
 
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Poor Moo Moo...The Global Warming Crowds are targeting them now...

Cows With Gas: India's Contribution to Global Warming (http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20090411/wl_time/08599189064600 - broken link)
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Old 04-12-2009, 09:03 AM
 
Location: Washington DC
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There's a big DUH by the RW. We've known for 20-30 years that agriculture affects climate.
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Old 04-12-2009, 09:11 AM
 
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You Mean Global Warming Person... Don't attack Moo Moo..

Moo Moo poop may not be so bad after all

Cow Poop may not be so bad after all. Colloquy
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Old 04-13-2009, 06:28 AM
 
Location: Londonderry, NH
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It is not the Moo Moo. It is her Poo Poo.
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Old 04-13-2009, 07:50 AM
 
Location: Washington DC
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It is not the Moo Moo. It is her Poo Poo.
Actually more the [burp] [burp]
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Old 04-13-2009, 01:10 PM
 
Location: Harrisonville
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This is what I come to CD for.
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