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Group Created by SifuPhil

A lounge for fast thinkers, leering winkers and dirty stinkers. Follow the pun to have lots of fun!

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  1. JWhite9199
    09-28-2010 01:43 PM - permalink
    heyy everyone
  2. HookTheBrotherUp
    01-05-2010 01:35 PM - permalink
  3. SeaOfGrass
    10-31-2009 01:18 AM - permalink
    I deleted one of my earlier posts, a few pages back, in case it sounds like the responding posters are losing it! (SifuPhil in particular.) Sorry, it just wasn't pundelicious enough.
  4. SeaOfGrass
    10-31-2009 01:16 AM - permalink
    Welcome, greeneyedgirl!
  5. greeneyedgirl
    10-24-2009 04:42 AM - permalink
    It did the man no good to visit the gorgeous podiatrist. He couldn't keep his feet out of his mouth long enough to get his foot in the door.

    The blonde was confused. When she told the cashier she had changed her mind, he asked her what was wrong with her old one?

    Oh my, Punderella must be under the spell of some bad hocus pocus. She can't get her groove on tonight. I'll try again later.
  6. SeaOfGrass
    10-22-2009 02:34 PM - permalink
    Hi bs13690,

    I don't see it on a regular basis, but my mom sends me the really good ones sometimes. (She's also the one who sends the birthday cards with puns so bad, you groan out loud!)
  7. bs13690
    10-20-2009 09:58 AM - permalink
    Hello, does anyone here read Pearls Before Swine? It is a comic strip that frequently features some really bad puns that are hilarious.
  8. SifuPhil
    10-10-2009 09:28 PM - permalink
    And welcome, SaintKatherine!
  9. SifuPhil
    10-10-2009 09:26 PM - permalink
    from http://www.funny-haha.co.uk/Joke.asp?J=611

    A backward poet writes inverse.

    A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

    Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

    Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

    Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

    A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

    A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

    Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

    Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

    When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

    A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

    A will is defined as a dead giveaway.

    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

    In a democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your Count votes.

    She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

    A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

    If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

    With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

    Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I'll show you A flat minor.

    When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

    The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

    A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

    You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

    Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

    He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

    Every calendar's days are numbered.

    A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.

    A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

    He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

    The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

    Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

    Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

    Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

    When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

    Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

    Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

    Acupuncture is a jab well done.

    Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
  10. Chowhound
    10-10-2009 07:26 PM - permalink
    "Man with hands in pocket feels cocky all day." Not a typical pun, still, it makes me giggle.

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