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Old 01-05-2015, 06:23 PM
 
Location: Montana
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So, I found this bottle on the beach out here in Waianae, and I cleaned it up. As I was rubbing it clean, a Genie appeared out of the opening. The Genie offered to grant me one wish. My wife always wants to see the kids, and so driving to the mainland would be grand, so I said "I want a road from Oahu to LA, so I can drive to see the kids." The Genie laughed at me, and said I'd "have to make another wish." After some thought, I thought back on my 35+ year marriage, and said "I wish I understood women." The Genie then asked "Do you want that road to be two lanes or four lanes?"

Bad da da! I be here all week!
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Old 01-05-2015, 10:24 PM
 
Location: Aiea, Hawaii
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If you can't take xanax and get on a plane. Then it will be at sea with the Waves.
Biggest problem with the waves is seeing the horizon move. Stay in your cabin in the inboard sections of the ship, and do not look out a widow or go on deck you will be fine. Pack Dramamine or Motion-eaze. To help with the ships movement. Eat meals, keep food in Your stomach, will help with sea sickness also. Nothing Spicy!!
The Big cruise ships usually do not feel the waves unless you travel during winter, then who knows!
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Old 01-05-2015, 10:33 PM
 
Location: Honolulu
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Didn't you also post something about how long it would take you to die in the Hawaiian sun? I thought you were going to stop making weird posts? I remember calling you out on this before. I bet this "someone" you're talking about is a person your mind has created for the purpose of this thread. I'm right aren't I?
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Old 01-06-2015, 12:24 PM
 
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Seems like good motivation for building a teleportation device.

Good luck....
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Old 01-06-2015, 02:02 PM
 
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Swim? Or scan yourself which will convert you to a pdf file and have a friend email you?
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Old 01-07-2015, 12:43 AM
 
Location: Kailua Kona, HI
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Hawaii should eventually smoosh into North America...So they merely have to Wait...
Actually, we will be smooshing into Japan.
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Old 01-07-2015, 11:38 AM
 
Location: Moku Nui, Hawaii
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Oooh! Teleportation! Good choice, HanaPup! That and "Beam Me Up, Scotty" are some of the only options to get to Hawaii without a boat or plane. I suppose swimming or walking on water may be options, but it is rather a long way and would take forever.
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Old 01-07-2015, 05:41 PM
 
Location: North Idaho
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There must be something you can work up with one of those 3D printers.
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Old 01-08-2015, 06:54 AM
 
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Fear of flying is an irrational fear. Take a xanax and board the flight.

I'm not afraid to fly (I do so several times a year, when I can afford it), but I don't think it's irrational. Sure, the chances of a plane crash are very slim, but if it does happen, the chances of you surviving are also very slim. Usually when a plane goes down, everybody dies. When there's so much as one survivor (like the little girl that survived the plane crash in Kentucky the other day) it's noteworthy precisely because people usually don't survive plane crashes. Yes, auto accidents are a lot more common, but people survive auto accidents all of the time.
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Old 01-08-2015, 07:22 AM
 
Location: not sure, but there's a hell of a lot of water around here!
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Why would anyone want to go to Hawaii from the north east this time of the year???
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