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Old 12-07-2011, 10:05 PM
 
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For those of u that have sharted themselves before, does this mean there is an underlying reason for the accident??

I sharted myself today at work and had to leave early. I went to the bathroom and after I discovered what I had done. I did not have the courage to go back into the office and ask to go home, rather I left the building and called myoffice and said an emergency had caused me to leave the building. .

What do u think is wrong with me?

I thought it was an innocent passing of gas...next thing u know. I crapped myself.... do I have colon cancer or something? ugh?
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Old 12-08-2011, 10:20 AM
 
Location: Prescott AZ
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For those of u that have sharted themselves before, does this mean there is an underlying reason for the accident??

I sharted myself today at work and had to leave early. I went to the bathroom and after I discovered what I had done. I did not have the courage to go back into the office and ask to go home, rather I left the building and called myoffice and said an emergency had caused me to leave the building. .

What do u think is wrong with me?

I thought it was an innocent passing of gas...next thing u know. I crapped myself.... do I have colon cancer or something? ugh?
I would not be too concerned about this: I think it has something to do with weakening nerves and muscles down there, as you age. This has nothing to do with colon cancer, but if you are over 50 and have not had the test, you should. Everyone should.
When this unpleasant "sharting" happens to me, I simply go into the restroom, clean everything up best I can, and return to whatever I was doing. No one is the wiser !
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Old 12-08-2011, 06:19 PM
 
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Do you mean you shat yourself or you sharted? Sharted means you sneezed and farted at the same time. Shat is the past tense of ****. And as the saying goes, **** happens. Doubt you have cancer.
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Old 12-09-2011, 08:45 AM
 
Location: Barrington, IL area
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"Shart" is a portmanteau of "s***" and "fart". It means you fart and a little bit of poop comes out.
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Old 12-09-2011, 07:03 PM
 
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I think i may have had a stomach bug.....
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Old 12-10-2011, 01:40 PM
 
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I think i may have had a stomach bug.....
yes, this is most likely the case.

don't read too much into it. you made the best call you could
to get home to clean up and return to work.

if you had eaten bad food, and needed to vomit, you will and do, and most folks understand that people get sick.

this is just on the other 'end' of things. and you're body didn't want that inside of it anymore.

if it continues to the point where it happens more than a few times, go talk to your doc.
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Old 12-10-2011, 09:06 PM
 
Location: Upper St. Clair
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i think if it happens twice in ten years, your ok, if it happens a few times in a week, you may be sick, if it happens alot and it never seems to go away, I call a dr, just my guess
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Old 12-10-2011, 11:55 PM
 
Location: AZ
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I was having a stressful night..and ran into this post..and it made me lighten up and laugh LOLOL!!!
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Old 12-11-2011, 05:17 PM
 
Location: Portland, Oregon
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**** happens, literally. If you eat a lot of fat or meat (it takes a bunch) your stool will be loose enough that it happens.

The better thing to do is improve your diet and eat more soluble and insoluble fiber.

Otherwise it usually only happens if you are really sick, flu or severe gastrointestinal distress types of illnesses.

It happens to everyone at least once, you are embarrassed and then move on with your life.
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Old 12-11-2011, 08:23 PM
 
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This was literally the first time this had happened to me. I was shocked and i kind of panicked.....

I haven't done it since, howevere I'm much more cautious about passing gas now..... I will literally do it very slowly as to make sure this kind of accident does NOT happen again.
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