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I would start out with a strong solvent, like gasoline, and a stiff wire brush.
After you get the worst of it off, you can go to a milder treatment, like Ajax or Bon Ami.
Of course this will just get off the crud.
The stink will require a more extreme procedure.
He didn't say he has dry skin he said he has dead skin and that is from not showering for so long. I'd go to a dentist and get your teeth cleaned and any dental work you need done. If it is a lot of work they can knock you out and do it all at once. I would get an exfoliator and wash daily trying each day to get more and more dead skin and crud off. If you have been away from your wife for 10 years you can bet she will expect sex right away. I would personally make sure I was all spiffy clean before I meet her.
If he hasn't seen his wife in 10 years, she probably found someone else to have sex with by now. Come on, who's going to wait that long??? Go for it Twinkle Toes.
If he hasn't seen his wife in 10 years, she probably found someone else to have sex with by now. Come on, who's going to wait that long??? Go for it Twinkle Toes.
I'm kinda hoping to get him BEFORE he takes a shower and brushes his teeth. Yeah baby!!!!!!
What happens if my wife wants sex immediately. If I deny she would become suspicious-something is wrong. I don't want this hence what are my options.
I'm confused on your two above statements because on another thread titled '' How many of you are virigins no significant other'' you posted that you are a ''Male 30 year old Virgin. No GF. No Kids.
Did you get married in 4 months and also have kids in 4 months??
I'm confused on your two above statements because on another thread titled '' How many of you are virigins no significant other'' you posted that you are a ''Male 30 year old Virgin. No GF. No Kids.
Did you get married in 4 months and also have kids in 4 months??
Oh yeah, baby! What could be hotter than a guy who doesn't shower, doesn't brush or floss and has dead skin hanging off his body? You'd go for it too if you were given the opportunity!
I'm confused on your two above statements because on another thread titled '' How many of you are virigins no significant other'' you posted that you are a ''Male 30 year old Virgin. No GF. No Kids.
Did you get married in 4 months and also have kids in 4 months??
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