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Beware what you shop for on Amazon. It will appear on you screen at work, if you ever opened Amazon from your workplace computer.
I went there shopping for lingerie, then a day later I went to read some serious socio-economic article, with a photo of an author - an aging man with a concerned face. I couldn't read it because around his face, as a halo, and around the text were these little pictures with multicolored bras, bodies, slips, etc.
OP - I had this problem also until I changed my diet a bit. For me it was either the heavy cream I was using in my coffee or the store ground almond butter. Now things are back to normal and I'm not a half a toilet paper roll and 5 wipes person. :-)
I don’t know where else to ask this, I notice that I take much longer than most people when I’m the bathroom stall and am wondering why. I keep on using tissue paper to wipe from every angle possible until there are no colored streaks on the tissue paper at all. The tissue must be completely white. Is this not what other people do? The thought of people not throughly cleaning their bums is frightening. I usually take the time of 2 or 3 people. I also block the gap between the stall with tissue paper so no one can see me.
I could've written this post. When away from home, I don't use TP and only use the moist wipes and follow with a foam wash. Think about this: take some poop, wipe it on your hand, wipe if off with dry paper and then (ugh), then sniff...No thanks. However, do the same except use a moist wipe followed by a foam wash, then sniff, big difference. Using dry paper is disgusting.
At home, I have a bidet toilet seat and before I had the bidet, I took a shower every time after I used the bathroom...yes, every single time. The thought of walking around with poop debris and stench is a filthy, dirty thought.
So, no, you're not crazy. Most people just walk around smelling like poop.
Beware what you shop for on Amazon. It will appear on you screen at work, if you ever opened Amazon from your workplace computer.
I went there shopping for lingerie, then a day later I went to read some serious socio-economic article, with a photo of an author - an aging man with a concerned face. I couldn't read it because around his face, as a halo, and around the text were these little pictures with multicolored bras, bodies, slips, etc.
You need an ad blocker, and OP needs to start taking Metamucil. You get the dosage right and all you'll need is a courtesy wipe.
First suggestion is to stop blocking the gap between the stall with tissue paper and not worrying about whether other people can see you. This change alone should significantly shorten your BMs.
I could've written this post. When away from home, I don't use TP and only use the moist wipes and follow with a foam wash. Think about this: take some poop, wipe it on your hand, wipe if off with dry paper and then (ugh), then sniff...No thanks. However, do the same except use a moist wipe followed by a foam wash, then sniff, big difference. Using dry paper is disgusting.
At home, I have a bidet toilet seat and before I had the bidet, I took a shower every time after I used the bathroom...yes, every single time. The thought of walking around with poop debris and stench is a filthy, dirty thought.
So, no, you're not crazy. Most people just walk around smelling like poop.
Like noone else ever poops??????????????????????????
I could've written this post. When away from home, I don't use TP and only use the moist wipes and follow with a foam wash. Think about this: take some poop, wipe it on your hand, wipe if off with dry paper and then (ugh), then sniff...No thanks. However, do the same except use a moist wipe followed by a foam wash, then sniff, big difference. Using dry paper is disgusting.
At home, I have a bidet toilet seat and before I had the bidet, I took a shower every time after I used the bathroom...yes, every single time. The thought of walking around with poop debris and stench is a filthy, dirty thought.
So, no, you're not crazy. Most people just walk around smelling like poop.
You'd have to be REALLY close to me and my a$$ to smell that...so BACK OFF and you'll be just fine.
So what do you do if you have to go while at work...and can't take a shower? Or do you refuse to go at work...or have you "trained" yourself to only go in the morning.
Some ideas start out as good and rapidly become obsessive and compulsive.
I could've written this post. When away from home, I don't use TP and only use the moist wipes and follow with a foam wash. Think about this: take some poop, wipe it on your hand, wipe if off with dry paper and then (ugh), then sniff...No thanks. However, do the same except use a moist wipe followed by a foam wash, then sniff, big difference. Using dry paper is disgusting.
At home, I have a bidet toilet seat and before I had the bidet, I took a shower every time after I used the bathroom...yes, every single time. The thought of walking around with poop debris and stench is a filthy, dirty thought.
So, no, you're not crazy. Most people just walk around smelling like poop.
Oh, brother. Another fine example of the issue not being "down there" but between the ears.
Everybody poops. The majority of us manage to deal with it without trailing "poop debris and stench" through daily life.
At a minimum I’m see about getting some of the wet wipes people talked about. I immediately flush after dropping and apply body spray to the exit after.
I’d add that another reason for putting toilet paper between the disturbingly wide gaps between stall partitions is that it allows me to check the stall’s structural integrity. It wouldn’t be too hard for a disgruntled employee with a screw driver to maliciously loosen the partitions to be point where if someone does not know you are in there and pulls the locked door, that everything will fall down!
There are bathrooms on every floor so I usually go to the one that happens to have the big stall empty. There is also a gym nearby with a completely enclosed and private single restroom.
I’d add that another reason for putting toilet paper between the disturbingly wide gaps between stall partitions is that it allows me to check the stall’s structural integrity. It wouldn’t be too hard for a disgruntled employee with a screw driver to maliciously loosen the partitions to be point where if someone does not know you are in there and pulls the locked door, that everything will fall down!
I hope this is levity. Because, otherwise, dude ...
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