I am what you call an 'Anatomically Correct' HISTORIAN. What does that mean? It means I strive for ACCURACY 'UBER ALLES'. So if I make people cry when I hurt their feelings--I SMILE W-I-D-E-L-Y!
Its like when I play Monoply with a BAWLING 8 year old. As I take their last property and eject him from the game I smirk "Consider this a learning exercise, KID. When your Ex Wife's Attorney does this for REAL, you can save the REAL TEARS for him!!!
Let's talk about MOTHER AFRICA, shall we? Yesterday, I was on some 'P*SS-IGNERT Hood-Rat of a fool's web page where he was bemoaning the fact that 'Since the first man (hominid) was AFRICAN, that meant us '*****s'
(his term, not mine) was in charge until the White Devils 'Stole it from us'!!!
This fool actually had sixteen other 'FOOLS' (Foo's) shouting 'AMEN, Brotha!!!" Needless to say, I enjoyed ruining his day. AHEM:
1. The First HOMINID, Homo Habineous (sic) is presumed to have evolved, in Africa, from APES. So when you hear white people say 'BLACK PEOPLE EVOLVED FROM APES' they are 100% correct!!!
[OK, so white people a-l-s-o evolved from apes---why ruin a good INSULT?!!!].
2. Homo Habineous had more fur than exposed skin, so you can't really call him a 'black man' any more that I would call an Orange Orangatang an Orange Monkey!!! Have I made you cry yet?!!!
3. Sometime during the MID Paleolithic (Old Stone Age) Period 200,000BC to 40,000BC, our HOMO relatives swished his little ass out of Africa and settled in Persia. Leaving Africa for the Middle East caused two things to happen---our brains/bodies evolved and socially we evolved.
4. This is where I SNEER at all the BIBLE THUMPERS out there
. A famous 17th Century Dutch Mathematician took all the days in the bible from Adam & Eve until today's date and did some heavy duty numbers crunching. He sorted it all out and pronounced GOD MADE MAN 23OCT6000BC (man and the universe being...ahem...only 8,012 years old!!! What's the problem with this? 6,000BC is Neolithic Period (NEW STONE AGE). The ruins at Malta & Bulgaria are older than that and we can carbon-date it to within 100 years (+-2%), making GENISES absolute fairy tales!!!
5. The closer to Persia a people were, the faster they left Neolithic Period and jumped into MODERN History. Persia (8k BC), Greece (7K BC), India (5K BC) England & China (3K BC) Mezo-America (2K BC). Parts of Sub Sierra Africa didn't leave Upper Paeolithic Period until the 1890s and there are tribes in the Amazon/Anaman Islands who are STILL MID-UPPER Paeolithic Period. All the people on this planet are Homo Sapeons (sic) so the children of the most ASS BACKWARD Human on the planet can become the next NOBEL PRIZE LOREATE (sic) if you take them out of their current enviroment and put them in a modern one (sic). Skin colour doesn't equate mental ability although CULTURE may limit it.
6. As for CLEOPATRICA VII (the black woman played by Elizabeth Taylor/Richard Burdon), she didn't have a D-R-O-P of Negro Blood in her. Why? She was Greek---a decendant of Alexander the Great's generals, the Ptolomies. No Black Queen for you...Boo,Hoo,Hoo!!!
The Ptolomic Pharoes REFUSED to speak Egyptian and insisted on only writing and speaking Greek which is fortunate because such arrogance caused the Rosetta Stone to have been carved in three languages, one being GREEK allowing the translation of Egyptian Hyrogliphics (sic). Who says arrogance is a bad thing?!!!
7. What about all the Pharoes of Egypt? Weren't they all Brotha's as well? Can't the Black Man claim the Pyrimids as something "we *****'s built'?
This is where I like calling myself an 'ANATOMICALLY CORRECT' Historian. S-O-M-E, not all, of Egypt's Pharoes WERE BLACKER THAN THE ACE OF SPADES!!! Why? They were SUDANESE/NUMIBIANS/SUB-Saharaian AFRICANS!!! I am not an Egyptologist so someone else needs to fill in the blanks but THERE WAS a period in Egyptian History where Numibians invaded EGYPT and ruled all of Egypt and its empire [the Children of Ham (&Eggs) of the 'made up' Old Testiment] for about 400 years (593 BC???)
. This was good for Egypt. Appearently, Egypt had forgotten his old ways and how to worship its old gods and the 'bush people' of Numibia kept up with it (being so isolated from Egypt, they never deviated from the old ways). When they TOOK OVER, it was the best thing that could have happened to Egypt.
8. The Numibians were in charge until they were overthrown.
9. You also have to understand things. During the colonization of Africa 1490-1975, anything not White & European was looked down upon. Egyptologists (1795-1895) were almost all white & European and they saw anything non white as being inferior/perverted. They even twisted historical fact to fit their evidence/hypothesises which is WRONG TO DO [People still do that today only its called POLITICAL CORRECTNESS]. Hannibal was not black, Jesus was not black, Cleopatria was not black---deal with it
10. If it makes you feel any better, If Shaka-Zulu's or Catchwyo's Zulu Impiis took on Ceasar's Roman Legions, they would have owned Europe!!! There are several explanations for this (Europe survived not because they were smarter but that they were INCREDIBLY LUCKY (two Arab Invasions, two Mongol invasions and a HUN invasion and they beat it all back). The Reason Sub-Saharian Africa never occupied Europe was 1.) It never transition into Neolithic Period until Europeans & Arab slavers brought modernization/colonization with them 2.) No Calvary/drafts animals (horse power) because of all the biological barriers (Titzi Fly, Malaria zones) between North Africa and Sub Sahara Africa!!!
11. I'm a History Major---I am not here to make you feel good; I am not here to make you feel bad---I am only here to speak accurately. Go find yourself a MODERN Hero if Hero Worship means that much to you.