Are there any attractive women in Houston? (Rice: homes, school)

[bordertin]

No there are not any.

[xmod]

Originally Posted by CarmineSantucciorellicuci

That can't be correct. Houston is up there with Phoenix and San Diego as far as attractive women go. Where are you looking?

Never said there weren't any good looking women in Houston (definately are). I just noticed that Houston has an disproportionate amount of rotund, morbidly obese women in its populace. I call it the Whataburger-Sonic-Chic a Fil axis of evil.

[TexasTheKid]

Originally Posted by xmod

It depends on how you define "attractive".

In Houston there's a ton of legal fat bottom girls..... the only problem is they also have fat arms, necks and torso's.

If you're a man that's into females that are built like mini sumo-wrestlers then Houston is heaven on earth.

Originally Posted by xmod

Never said there weren't any good looking women in Houston (definately are). I just noticed that Houston has an disproportionate amount of rotund, morbidly obese women in its populace. I call it the Whataburger-Sonic-Chic a Fil axis of evil.

Yeah, those women are here, but they aren't the only ones. We've got our share of chubs, but we've also got some of the hottest women I've ever seen. I consider my standards to be fairly rigorous (except maybe when I was single and drunk at two AM), and I can't seem to turn around without bumping into a beautiful woman. If I was to guess, I'd say roughly 10% of the female population in Houston is attractive. Those are pretty good odds. Roughly 3/4 of Houston's metro is over 18. Half of those are women. Ten percent of those women are attractive. That leaves you with aproximately 200,000 attractive women. That's equivalent to the total female population of Geneva!

[EasilyAmused]

Originally Posted by Oildog

There are no attractive women in downtown or midtown. You must be a permanent resident of Texas before you get to view the prime cuts. Just like getting to know your butcher.

LMAO! Is that why the men only take us to dimly lite places to dine??? I thought it was to be romantic. Now I know they are hiding us from the non-Texans.

[Chickenboy]

There are three attractive women in Houston. But they all will cost you a lot.

[LostInHouston]

Originally Posted by EasilyAmused

LMAO! Is that why the men only take us to dimly lite places to dine??? I thought it was to be romantic. Now I know they are hiding us from the non-Texans.

If I were a woman and men were only taking me to dimly lite places... I'd probably take that another way.

[tstone]

HAHA Dimly lit places (& alcohol) ... sounds like a country music song.

[JL]

The secret for the women in Houston or anywhere for that matter is....


















makeup!...you won't really know how bad she looks until the mask is off!!

[MissDaisy]

Originally Posted by fitzy24

No, not at all.

Geezzzz.....I am getting there as fast as I can!!!!!!!.....LOL

.....But Mr. Miss Daisy has "dibs" on me...sorry....

[eloon]

This is a funny thread. I've been out in midtown enough to run into quite a few pretty girls (none prettier than my wife of course). Honestly though I think the place I've been with the best looking average (as in, pretty to not so much ratio) was Lafayette believe it or not. Surprised me too. Austin is loaded with gorgeous co-eds as well. I didn't notice that much of a drop off coming to Houston.