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Originally Posted by walkingtall4sure
HC is a big neighborhood and represented by core southern folk. As such, we (more them) like to keep square with traditional Southern lifestyle, by that I mean people are ostracized if they do NOT conform to the southern way of living i.e. religion, politics, community support, bible study ....Women be submissive to the husband type ladies and children saying yes sir and no mamm in school is the norm......
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Kind of like this?
"So I had another Mom recently say that living in Hampton Cove was like being transported into "The Stepford Wives". I laughed so hard I almost had to pee.
It is kind of creepy some days. All the houses here have a red brick exterior, they all have nice fronts and perfectly mowed grass, etc. The Moms drive large-style Suburbans and other SUVs or the Minivan. All of them have seats for 7 or more. The Moms wear either workout gear or a dressy outfit with jewelry to pick up or drop off their little darlings."
from
Just Another Manic Mom Day: Suddenly Stepford (broken link)
"Some of the Hampton Cove Stepford Wives, socialiate wannabes, grinches, ad naseum, may find the decorated trees distasteful. It is not for me to judge another person's attempt at spreading holiday cheer."
from
Tree decorations on Cecil Ashburn Drive
Or better yet, How about the different Barbies of Huntsville? (images not protected by copyright)
(from
SocioniX Forums > My god, I haven't had a "diary" in a long time)
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Hampton Cove Barbie"
This princess Barbie is sold only at The Shoppes at Providence. She comes with an assortment
of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a way
overpriced house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken in
Attorney/CPA/M.D. attire sold only in conjunction with the augmented Barbie version.
"Moores Mill Barbie"
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit.
She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. She's currently taking Spanish lessons to get
along with her neighbors. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.
"New Hope Barbie"
This recently paroled Barbie comes in overalls or Wal-Mart sweat suit with racing strip and
"Too Cute" embroidered on front. Accessories include a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a
Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark
and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) ..unless you are a cop, then
we don't know what you are talking about.
"Madison Yuppie Barbie"
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her
own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are
Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.
"Scottsboro Barbie"
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt
and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD
set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup
truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.
"South Huntsville Barbie"
This collagen injected, rhino-plastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans
while entertaining friends. Percocet prescription available as well as warehouse conversion condo.
Loft-y attitude.
"Guntersville Lake Trailer Home Barbie"
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken
heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Warrior Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes
low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.
"Five Points/Ole Town Barbie"
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no
makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want
or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Cloverdale Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you
get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.
"Northwest Huntsville Barbie"
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus
pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the
addition of the infant.
"Over the Mountain Barbie"
She's perfect in every way. Just ask her. We don't know where Ken is because he's always
out a-'huntin'.
Here's another version without pictures, with different locations from http://www.ieee-huntsville.org/y2003/lw0312/lw0312barbies.html: (broken link)
Barbie Dolls for the Huntsville Market
Hampton Cove Barbie: This princess Barbie is only sold at Dillard's in Madison Square Mall. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a longhaired foreign dog-named Honey and a cookie cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face-lift. Workaholic Ken sold separately.
Madison Barbie: This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with your choice of Tahoe SUV or Ford Windstar minivan. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. Optional matching gym outfit is available.
Cullman Barbie: This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Buck knife, a Chevy with tinted windows and her own Meth Lab kit. This model is available after dark and can be paid for only in cash. Preferably small, untraceable bills. Unless you're a cop. Then we don't know what you're talking about.
Monte Sano Barbie: This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports car or a supped up H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. But you can't afford them anyway.
Talladega Barbie: This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt and has a tattoo of a Tweety bird on her shoulder. She has big, stiff hair, a six-pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and can kick Mullet-haired Kenny doll's ass when she's drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a gun rack and Confederate flag absolutely free.
Hazel Green Barbie: This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard-print ski outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while she entertains friends at the club. Percocet prescription is available.
Five Points Barbie: This doll is made of actual tofu, has long gray hair and arch less feet, sandals with white socks, no makeup and a mutt. She prefers that you call her "Willow."
Arab Barbie: This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased her beer-gutted boyfriend out of Talladega Barbie's house. Her make-up is dark red lip liner with your choice of lips covered in a sparkly pink or no fill-in at all. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans with assorted colored G-strings that stick out the back and a white see-through halter-top. Accessories include: CD-player equipped with Bon Jovi and a rusty old Ford pick up.
Texas Transplant Barbie: This Barbie comes with a Ford SUV (with Texas plates), a knife to stab other Barbie's in the back, and tons of makeup. Carnivore Ken sold separately.
Downtown Barbie: This Barbie is the same model of Barbie that was released in 1982. She comes with shoulder pads, dark polyester skirt, white pantyhose and a bad haircut.
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