Letter to Calderon (medical, visas, license, illegal immigration)

[averagejoe76]

Dear President Calderon,

I’m planning to move my family (my wife is currently pregnant) and extended family into Mexico, and I would like to ask you to assist me. We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. Please note that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. All Mexican government forms need to also be printed in English.
4. I want my children to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bilingual) teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver’s license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but I don’t plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won’t make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers do not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U.S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say a critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.

Thank you, I am sure this can be accomplished easily as America has been doing this for many years!
U.S. citizen and taxpayer

[InThemiddleToo]

yeah..trure. did you see the video of this really packs a punch.

[ph0ngvu]

Originally Posted by InThemiddleToo

yeah..trure. did you see the video of this really packs a punch.

do you have the link to the video?

[MotleyCrew]

Originally Posted by averagejoe76

Dear President Calderon,

I’m planning to move my family (my wife is currently pregnant) and extended family into Mexico, and I would like to ask you to assist me. We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. Please note that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. All Mexican government forms need to also be printed in English.
4. I want my children to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bilingual) teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver’s license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but I don’t plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won’t make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers do not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U.S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say a critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.

Thank you, I am sure this can be accomplished easily as America has been doing this for many years!
U.S. citizen and taxpayer

14. I would like to have the Mexican taxpayers help me start my own business and I will not be employing any Mexicans, but will encourage other Americans to come over and work in my business.

[Rick Roma]

YouTube - Americans Go To Mexico

[InThemiddleToo]

Originally Posted by ph0ngvu

do you have the link to the video?

YouTube - My illegal immigration email to Obama

here ya go

[theunbrainwashed]

Calderón is typical of many Latino politicians in that, the Americans are to blame for their country's problems.

[california-jewel]

SPOT ON, i love people who tell the truth, no matter how others see it. I doubt that Calderon will take our advice. Don't you know that the U.S. is responsible for every Country's Problems! Would love to see Americans pushing Mexicans out of their CORRUPT COUNTRY.

[1AngryTaxPayer]

Originally Posted by InThemiddleToo

YouTube - My illegal immigration email to Obama

here ya go

He forgot to mention he also would like a cheap house loan and the ability to purchase land and a house on fake documents. Mexico has an equivalent to ACORN right?

[crbcrbrgv]

Averagejoe, I now understand completely why I got pulled over in Kansas with my family while a cop searched my car. Sure, I could have said no, but why risk the ticket? It makes perfect sense.