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Old 07-28-2010, 03:53 PM
 
Location: san antonio texas
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lets examine this question!

If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard
labor.
If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from
again.
If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy
and your fate will be sealed.
If you cross the Mexican borders illegally you will jailed for two years.
If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political
prison to rot.


If you cross the United States border illegally you get:

1 - A job
2 - A driver's license
3 - A Social Security card
4 - Welfare
5 - Food stamps
6 - Credit cards
7 - Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
8 - Free education
9 - Free health care
10 - A lobbyist in Washington
11 - Billions of dollars in public documents printed in your language
12 - Millions of servicemen and women who are willing to - and do - die
for your right to the ways and means of our @#$%----ution
13 - And the right to carry the flag of your country - the one you walked
out on - while you call America racist and protest that you don't get
enough respect.

 
Old 07-28-2010, 03:56 PM
 
Location: Southern Willamette Valley, Oregon
6,445 posts, read 7,551,913 times
Reputation: 12110
Already ran with this one. Check the link below:

OMG!!! Is It Really True!! Holy Crap!!!
 
Old 07-28-2010, 04:04 PM
 
Location: san antonio texas
1,805 posts, read 2,095,800 times
Reputation: 623
aww shucks!

oh wells
 
Old 07-28-2010, 04:16 PM
 
40 posts, read 42,530 times
Reputation: 41
Quote:
Originally Posted by DexterCat View Post
lets examine this question!

If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard
labor.
If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from
again.
If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy
and your fate will be sealed.
If you cross the Mexican borders illegally you will jailed for two years.
If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political
prison to rot.


If you cross the United States border illegally you get:

1 - A job
2 - A driver's license
3 - A Social Security card
4 - Welfare
5 - Food stamps
6 - Credit cards
7 - Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
8 - Free education
9 - Free health care
10 - A lobbyist in Washington
11 - Billions of dollars in public documents printed in your language
12 - Millions of servicemen and women who are willing to - and do - die
for your right to the ways and means of our @#$%----ution
13 - And the right to carry the flag of your country - the one you walked
out on - while you call America racist and protest that you don't get
enough respect.

The US border patrol need to go to Iran, N. Korea and China to recruit border guards. They're probably cheaper and more efficient.
 
Old 07-28-2010, 04:32 PM
 
Location: Austin Tx.
170 posts, read 226,184 times
Reputation: 156
Don't forget they get the Liberal interpretation of our Constitution. Which means it works for them and not for us.
 
Old 07-29-2010, 02:57 AM
Yac
 
5,874 posts, read 6,289,698 times
It's been posted here already.
Closed.
Yac.
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