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Just thought I would pass along (THREE THINGS TO PONDER)
1.COWS
2.THE CONSTITUTION
3.THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
COWS : IS IT JUST ME OR DOES ANYONE ELSE FIND IT AMAZING THAT DURING THE MAD COW EPIDEMIC OUR GOVERNMENT COULD TRACK A SINGLE COW,BORN IN CANADA ALMOST THREE YEARS AGO , RIGHT TO THE STALL WHERE SHE SLEPT IN THE STATE OF WASHINGTON? AND THEY TRACKED HER CALVES TO THEIR STALLS. BUT THEY ARE UNABLE TO LOCATE 11 MILLION ILLEGAL ALIENS WANDERING AROUND OUR COUNTRY. MAYBE WE SHOULD GIVE EACH OF THEM A COW.
THE CONSTITUTION; THEY KEEP TALKING ABOUT DRAFTING A CONSTITUTION FOR IRAQ. WHY DON'T WE JUST GIVE THEM OURS? IT WAS WRITTEN BY A LOT OF REALLY SMART GUYS, IT HAS WORKED FOR OVER 200 YEARS, AND WE'RE NOT USING IT ANYMORE ANYWAY.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS; THE REAL REASON THAT WE CAN'T HAVE THE TEN COMMANDMENTS POSTED IN A COURTHOUSE IS THIS; YOU CANNOT POST ''THOU SHALT NOT STEAL' 'THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY' AND THOU SHALL NOT LIE' IN A BUILDING FULL OF LAWYER'S,JUDGES AND POLITICIANS..... IT CREATES A HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT.
ALL OF YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY
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Just thought I would pass along (THREE THINGS TO PONDER)
1.COWS
2.THE CONSTITUTION
3.THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
COWS : IS IT JUST ME OR DOES ANYONE ELSE FIND IT AMAZING THAT DURING THE MAD COW EPIDEMIC OUR GOVERNMENT COULD TRACK A SINGLE COW,BORN IN CANADA ALMOST THREE YEARS AGO , RIGHT TO THE STALL WHERE SHE SLEPT IN THE STATE OF WASHINGTON? AND THEY TRACKED HER CALVES TO THEIR STALLS. BUT THEY ARE UNABLE TO LOCATE 11 MILLION ILLEGAL ALIENS WANDERING AROUND OUR COUNTRY. MAYBE WE SHOULD GIVE EACH OF THEM A COW.
THE CONSTITUTION; THEY KEEP TALKING ABOUT DRAFTING A CONSTITUTION FOR IRAQ. WHY DON'T WE JUST GIVE THEM OURS? IT WAS WRITTEN BY A LOT OF REALLY SMART GUYS, IT HAS WORKED FOR OVER 200 YEARS, AND WE'RE NOT USING IT ANYMORE ANYWAY.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS; THE REAL REASON THAT WE CAN'T HAVE THE TEN COMMANDMENTS POSTED IN A COURTHOUSE IS THIS; YOU CANNOT POST ''THOU SHALT NOT STEAL' 'THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY' AND THOU SHALL NOT LIE' IN A BUILDING FULL OF LAWYER'S,JUDGES AND POLITICIANS..... IT CREATES A HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT.
ALL OF YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY
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Yes I HAVE seen this elsewhere...but thanks for the reminder. It's better to laugh than to cry (which I could easily do).....so thanks for the chuckle..
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