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Old 03-05-2009, 10:49 PM
 
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Someone sent me this email today and my sense of humor being what it is I thought it was funny but as the same time here's a solution to our gov'ts inabilities to deal with the illegal immigration problems. This was courtesy of Maxine the old lady in the comics

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida


Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ? Yes!
Think about this one:

1. Cows
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
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Old 03-05-2009, 10:57 PM
 
Location: San Diego
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No shortage of burgers. I like that idea
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Old 06-02-2009, 02:40 PM
 
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Originally Posted by ajzjmsmom View Post
Someone sent me this email today and my sense of humor being what it is I thought it was funny but as the same time here's a solution to our gov'ts inabilities to deal with the illegal immigration problems. This was courtesy of Maxine the old lady in the comics

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida


Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ? Yes!
Think about this one:

1. Cows
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
Thet would eat the Alligators and then also make boots from the Alligators to sell to Gringos.
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Old 06-02-2009, 03:31 PM
 
Location: Ann Arbor, MI
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Thet would eat the Alligators and then also make boots from the Alligators to sell to Gringos.
Hahaha...I saw a similar joke by Carlos Mensia.
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Old 06-02-2009, 07:27 PM
 
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Originally Posted by ajzjmsmom View Post
Someone sent me this email today and my sense of humor being what it is I thought it was funny but as the same time here's a solution to our gov'ts inabilities to deal with the illegal immigration problems. This was courtesy of Maxine the old lady in the comics

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida


Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ? Yes!
Think about this one:

1. Cows
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
Best idea I've heard so far. Don't forget the machine gun turrets and the piranhas.

They will need to militarize that fence either way or it will not work.

Gosh if the Mexicans were cows we could find all of them.
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