News, Port St. Lucie man runs naked down street, says seeks return to Mexico.

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Originally Posted by andreabeth

Egads!! Pasty white bums with writing on them coupled with a dorky looking bike helmet. NOOOOOOO!!!!

The Mexican farmers definitely have a better sense of style. A cowboy hat, baseball cap or messenger bag worn with a pair of 'normal' men's underwear (no thongs or g-strings) conveys a 'macho' yet sophisticated look so in keeping with today's fashion. The emphasis on bold color that was all the rage on the runways in Milan this Spring is also in evidence (note the gentleman sporting the teal briefs). The Fashion Award goes to the Mexican farmers.

The key to nude protests is to at least keep a couple articles of clothing on you. And marker/paint doesn't count.

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Originally Posted by andreabeth

All he needed to do was find his way to the nearest Mexican Consulate (which shouldn't be hard) and ask for a ticket back to the homeland.



I agree.



This specific form of protest probably has some great significance in his culture. The many ethnic advocacy groups will decry the racist and xenophobic behavior of all involved in his arrest. The police will be ordered to attend Cultural Sensitivity Training and docked 2 weeks pay. A new law will be quickly passed by Congress that recognizes the right of people to run down the street naked if this behavior is part of their culture. A public apology will be issued and he will be granted amnesty since he was subjected to arrest because of cultural intolerance.

ROLMAO This post is pricless! It's rep. worthy delux. Great post!