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Old 05-06-2009, 12:05 PM
 
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I created this topic to list things that illegal aliens and their supporters say that I find absolutely ridiculous and funny. Feel free to add your own. This is meant to be more of a humorous and light hearted thread.

No Human is Illegal!

You're illegal too. Go back to Europe!

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Old 05-06-2009, 12:38 PM
 
Location: San Diego
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Only here to do jobs Americans won't do.
We enticed them (define we), gotta mouse in your pocket?
Recently -- they have better work "ethic"....I'm still laughing.
We gave them no choice, they had to steal a SS#
We should all speak Spanish.
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Old 05-06-2009, 12:39 PM
 
Location: South Bay Native
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'Family values' - I wanna hurl every time I hear that one.

'Who will pick the (insert vegetable or fruit here)?'

'Who will clean your toilets?'

'Who will raise your children?'

That last one is especially incendiary, in my eyes.
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Old 05-06-2009, 12:42 PM
 
Location: The Wine Country, CA
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"The Raids are Tearing Families Apart"..
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Old 05-06-2009, 01:06 PM
 
Location: America's heartland
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How about --

No speaka Eeengleesh.

No comprendo the documents to make me a legal citizen.

It's too much work to do it the legal way, I'd rather be a law-breaker and let the taxpayers support me.

It's me right to spit out little bambinos and have them declared legal citizens.
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Old 05-06-2009, 01:24 PM
 
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"WE are the indigneous people of America. You stole this land from us."
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Old 05-06-2009, 02:17 PM
 
Location: Where laws can be ignored due to political correctness
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We didn't cross the border, the border crossed us! (Because so many of their ancestors lived in the Southwest before 1848?)

No one is illegal (apparently Mexico can detain & deport illegal Salvadorans, Guatemalans, Hondurans, Nicaraguans & Cubans but the US shouldn't deport any illegals)
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Old 05-06-2009, 08:05 PM
 
Location: Maryland
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“Legalization Now”

“Today We March, Tomorrow We Vote”

“You Can’t Deport Us All”

And the chant that brings a smile to all of our faces -
“SI SE PUEDE!”
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Old 05-06-2009, 08:30 PM
 
Location: Texas
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edit: I was repulsed by the above, the below is the result I guess.


Which of you is a crazy good web page designer? Its time we started to put our thoughts and Ideas into action. Ill personally front the money for a web page and some advertising. A watch dog type page, over several topics, the main ones Illegal immigration. We can have heart felt stories over the tragic sides and real world negative effects of this border rush. Any takers?

This forum is fun, but we, if serious, need to get this information out their and possibly allow for it to be a medium for real conservatives and people serious about border control to spread their ideas. Possibly find new candidates for office??

Just spit ballin', help me out if you like.

im signing off for the night tho, so ill reply tomorrow. thanks!
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Old 05-06-2009, 09:09 PM
 
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edit: I was repulsed by the above, the below is the result I guess.


Which of you is a crazy good web page designer? Its time we started to put our thoughts and Ideas into action. Ill personally front the money for a web page and some advertising. A watch dog type page, over several topics, the main ones Illegal immigration. We can have heart felt stories over the tragic sides and real world negative effects of this border rush. Any takers?

This forum is fun, but we, if serious, need to get this information out their and possibly allow for it to be a medium for real conservatives and people serious about border control to spread their ideas. Possibly find new candidates for office??

Just spit ballin', help me out if you like.

im signing off for the night tho, so ill reply tomorrow. thanks!
Bambam,

I dont know if you are willing to team up with me because I am a liberal BUT I stand with the Conservatives on this one. Illegal immigration NEEDS TO BE STOPPED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!

I am against it big time. Not all liberals are for illegal immigrants. I am a liberal but if I could, I would deport each and every single on of these people back to their city AND build a 100 foot wall. :-)

If you are willing to work me, I already have a web host with unlimited bandwidth and unlimited storage. So we could store a lot and get a lot of traffic.

I have A LOT of exp with computers. I have had five (or more-cannot remember-LOL) classes on typing and web page design and know HTML pretty well.

Only thing we would need it is a domain!

I dont want to bother you so if you are interested in working with this little liberal, drop me a PM.

Have a good day!
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