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Old 05-22-2010, 04:04 PM
 
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Crackdown on illegal Canadians proposed

Recognizing that SB 1070, Arizona's tough new law making it illegal to be illegal in Arizona could lead to racial profiling, the Arizona state legislature is now proposing to crack down on illegal Canadians in the state.
"We understand that if our anti-immigrant laws are solely aimed at Mexicans, than anyone who looks like a Mexican will be hassled by the police," said Rusty Pork, state senator. "So we're going to solve that by also going after Canadians."
According to sources at the state capitol, there are those who believe there are hundreds of illegal Canadians who have snuck across the border and bought winter homes in Phoenix.
"These illegal Canadians are also coming to Arizona to take advantage of our excellent health care where you don't have to wait ten years to get a kidney transplant," added Pork.
Police will be authorized to stop and ask anyone who looks like a Canadian to prove he or she is legally in Arizona.
"Thus, the paler white someone is, especially if they don't have a tan, they're likely to come from somewhere way far up north," added Pork.
"And a lot of Canadians speak with a funny accent," he added.
The damage to Arizona's economy caused by illegal Canadians cannot be understated, said state officials.
"They sneak into Arizona and basically they're cheap," said one official. "We want people to come to Arizona who want to send lots of money."
Civil liberties advocates were puzzled by the crackdown on Canadians. "Since they can now justify stopping every Mexican they see, does that mean they will stop every white person they also encounter?" asked a lawyer for the Baja Arizona Civil Liberties Union.
Canadian officials were shocked to hear of the new proposed Arizona law targeting Canadians.
"We doubt there is one illegal Canadian in the entire United States, hey," said a spokesman for the Canadian Foreign Ministry. "Our problem is all those Arizonans fleeing their facist state."
The Canadian official also noted his country was still recovering from the flood of Americans that fled to Canada during the Vietnam War. "The only reason we've ever had a drug problem in our country was all those hippies that jumped the border to avoid the US military draft, and are now growing marijuana in the mountains outside of Vancouver."
If Arizona passes the Canadian profiling law, Canada plans to retaliate. "We won't let our hockey teams play against the Phoenix Scorpions hockey team."

Crackdown on illegal Canadians proposed in Arizona
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Old 05-22-2010, 07:07 PM
 
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LOL! Funny stuff!
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Old 05-22-2010, 07:11 PM
 
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eh!

Northern Minnesoteans and Wisconsinites had better curb those Canadian accents or risk profiling.

That's hysterical!
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Old 05-22-2010, 10:00 PM
 
Location: Lake Norman, North Carolina
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Cracking down on illegal Canadians actually might help with the constitutionality of AZ SB1070. Catching a few hundred illegal well educated 1st world Canadians and at the same time netting thousands of illegal uneducated 3rd world hispanics is a good ratio. Now if ICE won't take them we could put them in economical tent cities until we get a new prez and his new director of ICE.
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Old 05-22-2010, 10:16 PM
 
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So they admit that the law was racist. LOL And now they are being racist towards whites that don't "appear" American.
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Old 05-22-2010, 11:13 PM
 
Location: Lake Norman, North Carolina
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So they admit that the law was racist. LOL And now they are being racist towards whites that don't "appear" American.
Is it really true that throwing around the race card pretty much identifies someone as an entry level anti American leftist stooge controlled by the radical marxist amnesty democrats?
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Old 05-23-2010, 02:52 AM
 
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"We doubt there is one illegal Canadian in the entire United States,
There was one but i came back to Canada
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Old 05-23-2010, 10:50 AM
 
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So they admit that the law was racist. LOL And now they are being racist towards whites that don't "appear" American.
Let me take a minute to explain the word "satire" to you.

Satire is the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, stupidity, etc. Satire can also be a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
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Old 05-23-2010, 04:44 PM
 
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Let me take a minute to explain the word "satire" to you.

Satire is the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, stupidity, etc. Satire can also be a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
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Old 05-23-2010, 05:11 PM
 
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Canada has a law that for many years requires any person who is an alien to have a verified workers permit....We need the same,, People from canada who are here illegal are just a guilty as the mexicans ...We have no government that will enforce its laws,
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