Dear Illinois, (Chicago, Lombard, Lincoln: attorney, job, house)

[glassjaw]

I can't claim to personally know everyone here, but I've met enough of your type to know that you guys suck. You can't drive (literally eighty percent of near accidents in WI are caused by FIBs), you guys are extremely rude, and you have no control over your children. Having worked in Wisconsin Dells, WI for four consecutive summers, I can say with 100% certainty that Illinois has some of the worst people in the country. Granted,y'all are less trashy than those from New Jersey, but, cmon, everyone's better than Jersey folk. But in all seriousness, you guys need to go south for the summer and cause accidents and litter and just be generally rude inconsiderate douchebags. While I'm sure there are plenty of considerate people from the Land of Lincoln-- well, actually, no there aren't...

Sincerely,

Wiscsonsin
aka Your Nicer, Prettier, Better Driving Neighbors to the North

PS
We have the Badgers and the Packers, and you have, what, the Cubs? 100 years LOL

[At1WithNature]

You're a fool because if it wasn't for Illinois, you wouldn't have had a job in the dells. don't bite the hand that feeds you glass jaw. your state would be puny without Chicago and Illinois' influence.

plus, can you blame wisconsin girls for prefering men from illinois? just deal with it, you got dumped because your girl didn't want a backwards man. she traded your inbred behind for an Illinois man. that has to be the reason as to why you are wasting everyone's time. why don't you move out of your mother's house before you go acting all high and mighty? thanks.

[Steve-o]

Go assault your anatomically correct Favre doll, then eat cheese and die.

[glassjaw]

I could just as easily work in Madison. Plus the Dells is all you guys really contribute, and that whole town is run by a select few, so I don't think Wisconsin would be terribly upset if you know, just stopped coming. Honestly, you can tell which tourists are from Illinois and which ones are from Iowa because those from Iowa are genuinely nice people

[glassjaw]

Yeah I would go assault that doll, but Favre is a tool. Oh, and by the way, have you seen the first place Packers' new quarterback? Juist a little better than Neckbeard Orton, huh?

[At1WithNature]

Originally Posted by glassjaw

I could just as easily work in Madison. Plus the Dells is all you guys really contribute, and that whole town is run by a select few, so I don't think Wisconsin would be terribly upset if you know, just stopped coming. Honestly, you can tell which tourists are from Illinois and which ones are from Iowa because those from Iowa are genuinely nice people

How come all of the weirdos are in Wisconsin?

"A father, apparently an extreme Green Bay Packers fan, restrained his son and taped a Green Bay Packers jersey to his body.
Charges will not be filed as the states attorney said he didn’t break the law."

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/22689532/

That's just one example of the backwards, slow minded wisconsin folk...

[At1WithNature]

Originally Posted by glassjaw

Yeah I would go assault that doll, but Favre is a tool. Oh, and by the way, have you seen the first place Packers' new quarterback? Juist a little better than Neckbeard Orton, huh?

you obviously know nothing about football. The vikings always have the worst pass defense in the NFL and the lions don't play defense. You beat two winless teams, Good job! there's no point in trying to talk sense into you because you have the mental capacity of a worm.

[Steve-o]

Originally Posted by glassjaw

Yeah I would go assault that doll, but Favre is a tool. Oh, and by the way, have you seen the first place Packers' new quarterback? Juist a little better than Neckbeard Orton, huh?

Alright, go assualt your Lombardi doll then.

I find it funny how youre referencing the Packers' first place standing and its only WEEK 2.

[glassjaw]

okay let's straighten some things out:

1. Wisconsin is not a dumb state. We have better school system plus you know, the University of Wisconsin college system, widely regarded as the top system in the country

2. In case you haven't noticed, the Vikings are pretty good. They have the best run d in the league and this one player maybe you've heard of him... Adrian Peterson? Plus as Bear fans, you guys have no right to criticize any team's offense.

3. And you're right, I needn't have said first place Packers. The first place part is a given.

[Mathguy]

Originally Posted by glassjaw

I can't claim to personally know everyone here, but I've met enough of your type to know that you guys suck. You can't drive (literally eighty percent of near accidents in WI are caused by FIBs), you guys are extremely rude, and you have no control over your children. Having worked in Wisconsin Dells, WI for four consecutive summers, I can say with 100% certainty that Illinois has some of the worst people in the country. Granted,y'all are less trashy than those from New Jersey, but, cmon, everyone's better than Jersey folk. But in all seriousness, you guys need to go south for the summer and cause accidents and litter and just be generally rude inconsiderate douchebags. While I'm sure there are plenty of considerate people from the Land of Lincoln-- well, actually, no there aren't...

Sincerely,

Wiscsonsin
aka Your Nicer, Prettier, Better Driving Neighbors to the North

PS
We have the Badgers and the Packers, and you have, what, the Cubs? 100 years LOL

Troll and not even a particularily good one. So before this thread gets yanked...

Some things you forgot about,
The Bulls and White Sox Championships
The Badgers head coach grew up in guess what state?
(hint: I knew him in highschool lol)