Wow, I am envisioning Lake Placid all over again!
A tourist with a kayak gets snapped in half, their margarita glass slowly drifting towards the bottom..."Wasted away again in margaritaville...sorry, couldn't resist!)
No, seriously, I am enjoying this post immensely! Coming down from Indiana, I saw a Blue Racer once, for those of you who have not watched Funny Farm, are harmless snakes. But they can scare you.
Down here, I remember when my friend and I first arrived in 05, we noticed a large concrete snake structure just inside of the FL border, it was immense ,with a concrete walk in the shape of a snake. It kinda freaked me out, to be honest with you.
But then, in Arizona they have signs too at the overlooks, about dangerous critters. So here's what I have seen. Don't really want to go near the everglades, but in the Keys, have seen about three of the Black ones, and they are alright, just scare you when they zip around suddenly...DON'T KILL THEM!
Second, we have some Gators!

Oh yes, I am not talking about the drunken ones on Vacations, but in Big Pine Key there is a park up there, and my friends and I all were on a dock over the water, looking into a pond, and saw what looked to be about a 7 ft alligator. It was quite the sight for being 100 miles from the peninsula!
Not to mention, the funny thing was, it wasn't moving, so we thought it was dead, then I noticed right next to the gator in the water was a camera memory card.

I dared my friend to get it, so we could see what was on it, but he was smarter than that...of course, I wouldn't have actually let him! But we were only about 3-4 feet away on a dock with a big rail, so I felt safe, and yet...I didn't!

The thing I have hated the most down here is actually the scorpions.

These little buggers can grow up to 8" long, like the one I saw with babies when I opened up a door to the storage unit and saw it dangling on the door jam, stuck by it's tail. It freaked me out and I killed it by feeding it to the Roosters outside.
I have always hated those things, and well, I didn't feel comfortable knowing they usually live in pairs. Luckily, we found the other one a day later. If you can, scoop them outside, but watch out for the brighter and smaller ones, they are more poisonous younger.
FL, like anyplace, has it's dangers...In Cali, especially, it's the Black Widows...

They just live out in your patio, in your garden hose holder or something. Brown Recluse, Banana...I know, stop crying, it doesn't make me happy either. But I didn't play with the Gator, I am careful when I reach into dark spaces, and I just stay away when a scorpion comes rushing out. Watch what you're doing, and well, I am echoing the other fine posters....so...
At least it's not like Hawaii, where they have centipedes like 1" thick and 12" long, highly poisonous and also aggressive!
