Burgularized (mover, best, dental)

[songinthewind7]

Sorry to the bleeding hearts on here but I've been robbed twice and if I was present when the robberies happened, the person/persons would not be alive now.
Don't care about people that are 'supporting families' and rob someone else to do it.
If I ever catch anyone in my house when they're not supposed to be, I'll kill them and then drag there sorry asses to the swamps in Louisiana. The gators will eat the evidence so therefore no bleeding heart judge will praise the crime and let the person get away.
Like I said to the hunters in another post, forget about killing the animals and kill the sorry ass people that cause problems for everyone else. I meant it as a joke for hunters but maybe that's what we need to do.

[TiaDalma]

Dear Song,
I tried to rep ya but, it says I have to spread the 'luv' around still. Dang it! LOL I Loved your post! {besides it did make me giggle too }

Tia Dalma

[songinthewind7]

Thanks Tia.
Glad ya got a laugh out of it.

[dracul]

Luv ya's Song and Tia; could not agree with you more Song...my sentiments exactly. I actually was in a similar situation some years ago when I caught three punks burging my house when I came home unexpectedly (back in Hawai'i, just after my first wife and I split up). Got stabbed with an ice pick as I entered my kitchen to make a quick lunch...my OWN ice pick, no less! But I was a gym-monster in those days and these pond-scum were drugy-punks so I easily kicked the crap out of them and replanted the pick in the gut of the a--hole who first laid into me. They fled in haste with their wounded suck-wad buddy. Me chasing their scabrous tales throwing every heavy object I could at them and their Econoline van as they scrambled in. Hit the side window hard with a cement planter so they at least got a small palm in the deal. I wrecked the kitchen, unfortunately, as I whomped on them but I still smile as I recall these events. I have a very volcanic temper and don't appreciate any B.S. Still have a scar on my right center chest from that pick (should I have added an "r"?).
The bunghole who gave it to me was never admitted to any hospital...I wonder if his "buddy's" helped him into a convenient ditch somewhere? Never found out. No arrests were ever made although I filed a report. Not fun.

[TiaDalma]

Originally Posted by dracul

Luv ya's Song and Tia; could not agree with you more Song...my sentiments exactly. I actually was in a similar situation some years ago when I caught three punks burging my house when I came home unexpectedly (back in Hawai'i, just after my first wife and I split up). Got stabbed with an ice pick as I entered my kitchen to make a quick lunch...my OWN ice pick, no less! But I was a gym-monster in those days and these pond-scum were drugy-punks so I easily kicked the crap out of them and replanted the pick in the gut of the a--hole who first laid into me. They fled in haste with their wounded suck-wad buddy. Me chasing their scabrous tales throwing every heavy object I could at them and their Econoline van as they scrambled in. Hit the side window hard with a cement planter so they at least got a small palm in the deal. I wrecked the kitchen, unfortunately, as I whomped on them but I still smile as I recall these events. I have a very volcanic temper and don't appreciate any B.S. Still have a scar on my right center chest from that pick (should I have added an "r"?).
The bunghole who gave it to me was never admitted to any hospital...I wonder if his "buddy's" helped him into a convenient ditch somewhere? Never found out. No arrests were ever made although I filed a report. Not fun.

Me and Song luv ya back Drac {poor english intentional LOL}

I'm Glad to hear you whooooped on their butts without mercy big guy! That's how it's done
Sorry tho, that it was another scar to add to the pack of em
So funny thing is, readin' here, me without a pistol {gun- yet to own but is in the future!}, I have an Ice pick and knife right handy for any nonsense that might occur as I slumber or otherwise LOL
Knowing the human body as I do {past med-career}, I know just where to introduce a Pick in par-ti-cu-lar Actually a couple of places! And make it a permanent fixture and free trip to the beyond, for the perp!
No prisoners! No mercy!

Loved the post Drac! Had me giggling away!


Tia Dalma

[TiaDalma]

I would also like to say (and appologize for not doing so sooner! ) that I feel very badly for you having to go through this terrible experience(s) at all. I hope you find a solution and gain some relief from that! It's just awful to hear

Tia Dalma

[mortimer]

malamute warned:

> I also knew someone who had a vehicle stolen and was actually
> planning to keep a rattlesnake in the replacement. ... inconvenient
> to use such a vehicle yourself, if you have to catch the snake ...

Not to mention that I hate getting into MY car and sitting on
a big, steaming, pile of snake poop. I really HATE that.

[songinthewind7]

Ya know what they say about men with volcanic tempers.

Originally Posted by dracul

Luv ya's Song and Tia; could not agree with you more Song...my sentiments exactly. I actually was in a similar situation some years ago when I caught three punks burging my house when I came home unexpectedly (back in Hawai'i, just after my first wife and I split up). Got stabbed with an ice pick as I entered my kitchen to make a quick lunch...my OWN ice pick, no less! But I was a gym-monster in those days and these pond-scum were drugy-punks so I easily kicked the crap out of them and replanted the pick in the gut of the a--hole who first laid into me. They fled in haste with their wounded suck-wad buddy. Me chasing their scabrous tales throwing every heavy object I could at them and their Econoline van as they scrambled in. Hit the side window hard with a cement planter so they at least got a small palm in the deal. I wrecked the kitchen, unfortunately, as I whomped on them but I still smile as I recall these events. I have a very volcanic temper and don't appreciate any B.S. Still have a scar on my right center chest from that pick (should I have added an "r"?).
The bunghole who gave it to me was never admitted to any hospital...I wonder if his "buddy's" helped him into a convenient ditch somewhere? Never found out. No arrests were ever made although I filed a report. Not fun.

[TiaDalma]

Originally Posted by mortimer

malamute warned:

> I also knew someone who had a vehicle stolen and was actually
> planning to keep a rattlesnake in the replacement. ... inconvenient
> to use such a vehicle yourself, if you have to catch the snake ...

Not to mention that I hate getting into MY car and sitting on
a big, steaming, pile of snake poop. I really HATE that.

OMG Mortimer! Yer killin' me! I'm dyin' of laughter here! ROTF!

Tia Dalma

[dracul]

...and we haven't even opened the book on my bar-owner days with all the fun n' games that THAT gig brought my way! Lot's of mayhem and amorous adventures; what a life! Damn surprising I'm still kicking at all

I wish you well Mike, Song and all who have found themselves victims of society's dregs. Now and then they do get what's coming for 'em! Lock and load