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12-11-2008, 08:06 PM
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Have we been here before, or are we yet to come?
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"Smeagol is free! FREE!!!"
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Join Date: Nov 2007
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Yup! It's squeezed from fresh kudzu, which gives it those 199 vitamins and minerals so essential to that Lexusman fantasy life. Then it's mixed with the finest purified outhouse water by Mommy and Daddy for that authentic 'Bama flavor. 
WARNING: Drinking Lexusman water for prolonged periods may cause delusions of studliness, an inability to take good advice, extreme fantasies of what life in Vegas is really like, calling those whom you don't agree with a "hater", and anal leakage.
The 'Bama Water Company, and Kudzu Productions (a subsidiary of Outhouse LLC) will not be held responsible for any misuse of Lexusman Water.
Your mileage may vary. |
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12-11-2008, 08:10 PM
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Señor Member
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Beautiful Upstate NY!
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...and be sure to report any erection lasting for more than 4 hours!
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12-11-2008, 08:11 PM
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Have we been here before, or are we yet to come?
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Join Date: Nov 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jfkIII
Isn't that the same stuff that Rev. Jim Jones was pushing in Guyana (or wherever it was)?
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No, the side effects of his Kool Aid were a little more permanent.  |
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12-11-2008, 08:13 PM
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Señor Member
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Beautiful Upstate NY!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by aqualung8705
No, the side effects of his Kool Aid were a little more permanent. |
but less damaging! Think about it...Lexusman, or the alternative!  |
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12-11-2008, 08:35 PM
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Have we been here before, or are we yet to come?
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Sitting on a park bench...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jfkIII
...and be sure to report any erection lasting for more than 4 hours!
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Maybe he should change his name to Jose Viagra. Hot college chicks, 32 year old milfs, and XXX dancers all go for that exotic latino flavor. They'll all be dying to give him El Besso Negro.
I don't know... Brother Jimmy's Kool Aid was pretty harsh. |
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12-11-2008, 08:35 PM
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Certified Smart Axe:)
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: West Central LV
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I'll take the Kool-aid
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12-11-2008, 09:34 PM
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Senior Member
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You guys are cracking me up!!!!!
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12-11-2008, 11:17 PM
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LV Livin'
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: In MI and NV!
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LMAO!!!!!Chances are he won't read this because he won't be worried about drinking the water here!!!!Too bad, it's good!
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12-12-2008, 12:12 AM
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Have we been here before, or are we yet to come?
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Join Date: Nov 2007
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Exactly.  Besides, his "Where should I live" thread got locked.
If you boil your tap water, and capture it, you'll have distilled water.
The world will be saved by steam! |
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