[von949]

Originally Posted by Dltordj

And... I'd like to know who honestly can iron mens long sleeve dress shirts in less than 90 seconds.

Maybe Iron Man...




Or the guys from the "Iron Man Competition".

[Dltordj]

lol

[jamejones]

If you’ve ever searched online or asked your friends for clothing care advice, you’ve probably found that it can be a bit like asking a group of geriatrics about how to cure the common cold: everyone has their own preferred, home-brewed remedy that they allege works best, but which the listener will never be able to successfully duplicate. Yet despite the plethora of folk knowledge floating around out there, if you don’t take care of your garments you could be slowly destroying them.

[SportyandMisty]

NOT off topic:

A jetliner was flying over the atlantic ocean to Europe, and the engines started to fail. The pilot came on the intercom & said "Everyone, our engines are failing - we won't be able to make it to shore. We're going down in perhaps 15 mins. I'm so sorry."

An 18 year old girl in the back of the jet stood up & said "Oh no. I'm going to die without having been made a Real Woman."

Then, she thought for just a few moments and shouted "I don't want to die without having been made a Real Woman. Will any man here make me a Real Woman before we die?"

A 22 year old handsome athlete in the front of the plane called back to her, "Yes, I'll make you a Real Woman. Come here."

With that, the girl walked forward. She saw him slowly unbutton his shirt & take it off, exposing his 6-pack abs and bulging biceps.

As she cam close, he handed her the shirt & said...

"...Here. Iron this."

[macgeek]

Originally Posted by logline

I never understood why people got shirts laundered. They make wrinkle-free shirts nowadays and even if that doesn't suit your needs, doing the ironing by hand takes less than 90 seconds and is free. I was doing it myself since high school. Why take time out of your day to get in the car, schlep all the way out to pay someone and then wait a whole day to go pick them up again? Doesn't anybody do their own work anymore?

[And in response to Sporty. . .]

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. He asks a priest for his opinion on this question. The priest says after consulting the Bible," My son, after an exhaustive search I am positive sex is work and is not permitted on Sundays."

The man thinks: "What does a priest know of sex?" He goes to a minister... a married man, experienced... for the answer. He queries the minister and receives the same reply..Sex is work and not for the Sabbath! Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority: a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge... A Rabbi.

The Rabbi ponders the question and states," My son, sex is definitely play." The man replies," Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?!" The Rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work... my wife would have the maid do it."