Lol. It's tough remembering to say "their" instead of "his" or "spouse" instead of "wife." Guess my "guy radar" went
ping off due to the wording of his post.
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Originally Posted by EdensHeel
Moving Forward, i'm definitely a guy.
Sponger, thanks for the help. I will actually be marrying an American and planning on staying - how does marriage to a US citizen change things?
Thanks again.
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Well, my friend, you won the jackpot! Congratulations. This one is easy. Here's the steps:
1. Hire an immigration attorney.
2. Pay them about 4 grand plus another 4 grand in fees.
3. Wait for them to f--k up your case and get you nearly deported.
4. Get a book and do it right yourself.
Okay, if you want to skip steps 1-4, here's what you do:
(A) Get engaged, come over on a "fiancee" K-visa, get married within 6 months (I think), apply for a green card, get interviewed to make sure your marriage is real, stay married for 2 years and get the conditions on your green card removed. Get divorced or separated in those two years, and you're outta here, so remember to put the freaking seat down!
(B) Come over on a tourist/student/whatever visa, get married, apply for your green card, interviews, 2 years, etc.
I don't know much about K visas. I don't know how long they take or anything. I think you can get a work permit (I think it's the I-465) in about 4-6 months after you apply for it. Dunno about your SSN.
Assuming you get into the US legally through an inspection point (K visa, tourist visa, student visa, whatever) and you get married. Here are the next steps in a nutshell:
1. Prepare your application.
a.Your spouse fills out a petition to make you a Permanent Resident (PR) because you are the Immediate Relative (IR) of a US Citizen (her) who came in "with inspection" ie, you didn't cross the border illegally. The fee was about $500, but I think it's more like $1500 now. You also need some documents proving that you're married and love each other. Plane tickets, joint insurance, rent, etc. Because bank recipts are the key to love, don'tcha know?
b. You get a medical exam (form I-630) or something from a USCIS registered doctor. They're all over the place, so don't worry about that. It's about $300 for the exam.
c. Your spouse fills out an "Affadavit of Support" saying she can support your lazy shiftless Canadian butt. She needs to prove that she has enough money to keep you both above the poverty line. She can use her relatives or anyone willing to pledge financial assistance to get you to pass this requirement. It's a HUGE pain in the butt. Hopefully she's got a decent-paying job so you can skip all the other assets and forms you need to prove adequate finances.
d. You fill out a form that says you're not a terrorist, communist, felon, vegetarian, liberal, environmentalist or any other type of degenerate.
The fee for this one is about another grand.
e. If you haven't already, fill out a request for a work permit. Another grand.
f. Fill out a request for "advance parole" if you want to go back to Canada during the YEAR it will take to process all the forms. Otherwise you won't be able to get back into the US. I think this one only costs 100 bucks or so.
2. Copy ALL your forms in quadruplicate (No, I'm not f-cking kidding) on white, pink, green, and yellow legal paper (one copy each). There's all sorts of screwy requirements like printing on both sides of the paper and arranging it so it can be 2-hole punched from the top so some little beaurocrat can flip through it easily. Mail it in.
3. Wait about 6 months for your work permit.
4. Wait about 12 months for an interview with a hostile little prick who tries to get you to say you don't love your wife and are just doing this to get a US green card. Note; assaulting a government employee isn't a good way to prove that you are in love. No matter how much you'd like to throttle the little pencil-neck.
5. Wait another 6 months for another interview if you didn't impress them enough the first time. Otherwise, wait a few months for your green card.
6. Remember to go back 2 years later (if you're still married) for a final interview to remove the "conditions" from your Green Card. Forget/miss this one and you could be deported, you will automatically become illegal if you forget.
7. Congrats, you're now a PR.
Keep in mind this is the ABSOLUTELY FASTEST/EASIEST/MOST RELIABLE WAY to become a legal immigrant to the United States.
A few more tips:
DON'T CALL USCIS. DON'T RELY ON THEIR INSTRUCTIONS. That is the fastest way to get your petition denied. Their instructions are confusing, out-of-date, and often just plain wrong! They will give you the WRONG advice over the phone 9 times out of 10. Lawyers can work sometimes, but remember, they don't give a flying fart about you or your case so long as they get paid. And you pay up front. So, to ensure it's done right, I'd get a good Immigration through Marriage book. Google it. Try this one:
Fiancé & Marriage Visas: A Couple's Guide to U.S. Immigration
Be sure to get the latest version.
Good luck. You're gonna need it!