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Old 11-16-2011, 12:15 PM
 
Location: Brooklyn,NY
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Is is REAL...There is an impending Zombie uprising..They are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die first.

1 Chuck roundhouse would defeat them instantly, That's why.
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Old 11-16-2011, 12:22 PM
 
Location: Nassau, Long Island, NY
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Is is REAL...There is an impending Zombie uprising..They are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die first.

1 Chuck roundhouse would defeat them instantly, That's why.
We need Chuck to move to LI ASAP! Where does he live now? He's older than both my parents, but apparently superhumanly strong!
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Old 11-16-2011, 12:24 PM
 
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We need Chuck to move to LI ASAP! Where does he live now? He's older than both my parents, but apparently superhumanly strong!
Chuck Norris can pay LI taxes with the change found in his sofa.
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Old 11-16-2011, 12:29 PM
 
Location: Brooklyn,NY
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We need Chuck to move to LI ASAP! Where does he live now? He's older than both my parents, but apparently superhumanly strong!
Chuck lives on a private island, In an indestructible castle forged from just ONE of the hairs from his beard....
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Old 11-16-2011, 12:34 PM
 
Location: Nassau, Long Island, NY
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Chuck Norris can pay LI taxes with the change found in his sofa.
But just because he can afford the taxes on a Levitt cape, would he actually move into one?

Would a multi-millionaire do that just to make the zombie public sector union members happy? Even more importantly, would a wealthy person dare to complain about the high taxes (even if he could scrounge for change in his sofa to pay them)? JUST PAY UP, NO COMPLAINING ALLOWED.

It seems the zombie public sector union members are getting dissatisfied with the current middle-class homeowners (as evidenced by their harping on "if you cannot afford the taxes on LI, move away, we will not miss you!").

I guess the zombie public sector union members (who receive their pensions AFTER death for all eternity) think the multi-millionaire are just clamoring to replace the "useless" middle class and move into 60-year old unimproved capes, splits and ranches just because they "can afford" to pay all the taxes the zombie public sector union members can dream of!
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Old 11-16-2011, 01:50 PM
 
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Chuck Norris has dropped off the radar because he is actually working with the government on a Zombie Vaccine derived from his sweat glands and nail clippings.
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Old 11-16-2011, 02:18 PM
 
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Enough with this zombie nonsense...born from the useless thoughts of the video game generation
wasnt "night of the dead" from the 60's, before video games?
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Old 11-16-2011, 02:31 PM
 
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Yeah but Generation DeadintheHead constantly has to discuss zombies.
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Old 11-16-2011, 06:07 PM
 
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Zombie fan here, curious if anyone here has ever given any thought to how you would act during a zombie apocalypse.
Have you been To Mastic Beach lately? It's already here.
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Old 11-17-2011, 02:37 PM
 
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If you can get to FIre Island before the zombie hoardes arrive that would be my destination from Babylon. Barricading the FI inlet bridge behind you, ready access to food, shelter and boat transport.
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