Your Tax Rebate Check Is In The Mail.... (Amsterdam, Mexico: loan, home)

[GigiBowman]

Your Tax Rebate:
The federal government is sending each and everyone of
us a $600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go
to China .
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to
India .
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to
Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan .
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan
...and none of it will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy
prostitutes, weed, beer, and tattoos, since these are
the only products still produced in the USA .

Thank you for your help and please support the United
States of America.
The IRS Commissioner

[slynn41072]

We are spending ours at the farmers market and we are buying a 1/4 cow from a local farm for the organic grass fed meat (so much better tasting and cheaper). Trying to keep the money local

[BCW]

I saw another version of this popular post making the rounds yesterday in the City-Data Business, Finance, and Investing Forum. T'was funny

Originally Posted by desertsun41

I thougt this was great. Hope I have the correct forum for it.

[SIZE=3]How to use Your IRS Rebate check...
As you may have heard, each of us will be getting a tax rebate check to stimulate the economy.

If we spend that money at Walmart, all the money will go to China.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]If we purchase a computer it will go to India .[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will go to Honduras, and Guatumala. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]If we purchase useless stuff it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America . The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it at yard sales[/SIZE][SIZE=3] , since those are the only businesses left owned by Americans !!


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[andybuildz]

Originally Posted by GigiBowman

Your Tax Rebate:
The federal government is sending each and everyone of
us a $600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go
to China .
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to
India .
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to
Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan .
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan
...and none of it will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy
prostitutes, weed, beer, and tattoos, since these are
the only products still produced in the USA .

Thank you for your help and please support the United
States of America.
The IRS Commissioner

Hmmmmmm....might have to go to Amsterdam...least they're all legal there...

[Walter Greenspan]

Since China is kind enough to loan the U.S. gov't the money to pay for the rebate checks, it would be very inconsiderate not to go to Wal*Mart and spend your rebate on stuff from China.

[andybuildz]

Originally Posted by Walter Greenspan

Since China is kind enough to loan the U.S. gov't the money to pay for the rebate checks, it would be very inconsiderate not to go to Wal*Mart and spend your rebate on stuff from China.

China, Mandarin Zhonghua Renmin Gongheguo [central glorious people's united country; i.e., people's republic], officially People's Republic of China, country (2000 pop. 1,295,000,000), 3,691,502 sq mi (9,561,000 sq km), E Asia. The most populous country in the world, China has a 4,000-mi (6,400-km) coast that fronts on the Yellow Sea, the East China Sea, and the South China Sea. It is elsewhere bounded on the east by Russia and North Korea, on the north by Russia and Mongolia, on the west by Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan, Kazakhstan, Pakistan, and Afghanistan, and on the south by India, Nepal, Bhutan, Myanmar, Laos, and Vietnam. China's capital is Beijing; Shanghai is its largest city.
See also the entries on Chinese architecture, Chinese art, Chinese literature, and Chinese music for aspects of Chinese culture that are not treated in this article.
LOL

[Jrprofess]

Originally Posted by andybuildz

China, Mandarin Zhonghua Renmin Gongheguo [central glorious people's united country; i.e., people's republic], officially People's Republic of China, country (2000 pop. 1,295,000,000), 3,691,502 sq mi (9,561,000 sq km), E Asia. The most populous country in the world, China has a 4,000-mi (6,400-km) coast that fronts on the Yellow Sea, the East China Sea, and the South China Sea. It is elsewhere bounded on the east by Russia and North Korea, on the north by Russia and Mongolia, on the west by Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan, Kazakhstan, Pakistan, and Afghanistan, and on the south by India, Nepal, Bhutan, Myanmar, Laos, and Vietnam. China's capital is Beijing; Shanghai is its largest city.
See also the entries on Chinese architecture, Chinese art, Chinese literature, and Chinese music for aspects of Chinese culture that are not treated in this article.
LOL

The "Chinese" Greenspan posting...still laughing at this one ...

[GigiBowman]

Very funny Andy

[andybuildz]

I take one day off and I can't seem to behave...lol

[TomMoser]

Originally Posted by andybuildz

Hmmmmmm....might have to go to Amsterdam...least they're all legal there...

The only place outside the U.S. that I am interested in visiting.