Long Island - Is it really that bad now? (Deer Park: brokers, home)

[Joe L]

Originally Posted by Dedalus

I might have said what he said, but I don't mean that.
That sure is an ugly SOB.

Great comment !
Thats the Key, People need to pay closer attention to these polititions to see EXACTLY what THEY mean as well

Throw them out if there pulling "Stealth" crap like Assbmen Katz, John Liu (Flushing)
Long Islander's can learn much in a short time by watching whats going on in Queens right now however they are to busy working to pay bills.
The politicians and special "friends" will run a-muck if not policed.

If everyone just took 3 minutes a day to read the tiny sneaky print "public notices" that apply to there towns the bastards that be could be tied up like with just one hand raising of oppisition at a public referendum.

Catching a sneaky polititon or town attorney’s stealthy “one liner" in surveyor talk describing a property draws a hell of a lot of hard fire, outrage and public support for the cause.

...2 faced Councilpricks and Town Supervisors sure hate bad publicity and loosing future bag money from special "Friends"

-Joe

[Dedalus]

Originally Posted by Joe L

I’m the only one in Manhasset with a 91 Jimmy with CB antennas, NRA sticker and confederate flag. I have some vintage Corvettes, a Cuda but I dare not leave them on the street with these soccer moms driving Escalades and Explorer's to Starbucks. All that added caffeine makes them leave the parking lot with testacies

Ha, ha, ha!

Turn up the volume on the tape deck for me.

[Dedalus]

Originally Posted by Joe L

If everyone just took 3 minutes a day to read the tiny sneaky print "public notices" that apply to there towns the bastards that be could be tied up like with just one hand raising of oppisition at a public referendum.

Reminds me of a book I read. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

This guy is getting his house demolished, the first he knows of it is when the bulldozer shows up at his house.

They tell him, there was a notice posted in the City Hall, didn't you see it?

No, he says, where was it?

They tell him; in the basement, behind the door with the sign hanging on it saying, "Beware of the Leopard."

[Joe L]

Originally Posted by Dedalus

Ha, ha, ha!

Turn up the volume on the tape deck for me.

OOH how I live to **** the rented black Benz's What $$^&ing jerks !
The come up onyour rear bumper "Beep Beep" on Grace ave doing 50 in a 30MPH.
.....Get them at the light at East Shore
Old lift pump/injector nozzle in the exaust crossover. Sqirts a couple tablespoons of real thearactrial fog juice& tranny fluid into the pipe @ 3000 RPM, holy Smokes !.
They run out of there cars, sometimes back up in reverse and hit the brick wall its great. Many dont have drivers licenses.

This is just a "theory" BTW

[Dedalus]

Originally Posted by Joe L

OOH how I live to **** the rented black Benz's What $$^&ing jerks !
The come up onyour rear bumper "Beep Beep" on Grace ave doing 50 in a 30MPH.
.....Get them at the light at East Shore
I have an old lift pump/injector nozzle in the exaust crossover. Sqirts a couple tablespoons of real thearactrial fog juice& tranny fluid into the pipe @ 3000 RPM, holy Smokes !.
They run out of there cars, sometimes back up in reverse and hit the brick wall its great. Many dont have licenses

I hate tailgaters.

One time, out in Cali, I was driving on this two lane highway, and this guy just would not get off my a--. And, he had this eumongus jacked up 4x4 with those halide lamps you can see from outer space. They were right in my rear view, I was having a hard time seeing where I was going.

I sped up. I slowed down. There wasn't a turnout, or an exit, or anywhere to go. Finally, I picked up this 5 gallon jug of ocean water that I had in my car, and I dumped the whole f------ thing out the window. Just a little bit got on my car's chrome work, and it was all rust spots. I can just imagine what that jerk's car looked like the next day.

[monick]

is li as bad as you say it is my uncle and uant lives out there i thought long island was qiut and nice now people are getting shot and where i stay now in jamaica queens i thought over here was bad and now is bad now it's hard to live in new york now

well we got to stay in ny stick with it we drive fast come from out of state we are going to scare you off the road yes we are

i was born in long island but i was raised in queens and i thought over here was bad but now li is bad it going to be hard to live in long island but i dont ha ve to go throw with it and i live good i stay out of trouble but i stay out late some time i go to li but at night i stay rockaway beach but i love new york it is my home and i know people and but stay safe in li catch me on jamaica ave

this goes out my fame out in li and in bk and in bx and staten island we love new york new york

[Joe L]

Originally Posted by Dedalus

I hate tailgaters.

One time, out in Cali

Haaa Haa I lived on Hollwood hill couple months (Carmen Crest and Outpost) Vanna White, Jackon Brown and Daryl were my neighbors lived across the street.
Never again, cant even walk 9PM at night. Rent a Cops come say "no walking" "what are you doing with a wine glass"
Yey they ring my bell 11:30 off duty asking if I could spare some "smoke" !
That state amazes me...all on dope need a strict nuke drop on the fault line just west of that desert cactus tree off Palm Springs

OT Sad news: We just lost "Larry Bud" Melman (Sea Cliff)...great actor !
RIP Calvert !

[Dedalus]

Originally Posted by Joe L

That state amazes me...all on dope need a strict nuke drop on the fault line just west of that desert cactus tree off Palm Springs

Ha ha is right. I met lots of nice people there too...I think it could be a good idea to make it back into a territory and appoint a military governor.

I call it Fruitball National Park. Sad thing is, most of the worst freakazoids are from here. They have a bumper sticker, "Welcome to California - now go home."

As much as I complain about LI, it's good to be back among "my own". Better here than there.

[New2LI]

Originally Posted by Joe L

Well Woop dee doo what else is new Listen to this tomata !!

I'm Mother Theresa compared to the rude people around here (North Shore).
Wait till you meet some of the new Iranian Jews from the mid-East who slam into your car jump out and scream "HOW MUCH $$" then try to pass you a check there going to cancel. You then have to play "Hide n Seek", "Camel Trader" all the way to court.

Let me explain this group I why I use the term "Iranian Jew":
These are the worst, crazy abrasive people who got rich on diamonds, carpets, Jade and think they are the only people who should exist. They were persecuted in Iran (its no wonder) and were the ones with the $$ to flee) THEY ALL CAME HERE ! and hate Americans, Christians including the older Jewish people, trees, grass, anything that resembles American landscape or culture. They are the most arrogant, nasty, vile, destructive group around.

I’m sure you will real happy on the N Shore !
Bring your boxing gloves, best Fur coat so you and your new neighbors Lexie, Mercedes and Selma can all kill each other at the Park Ave school bus stop over who’s husband makes more $$$
......I'll watch, I love comic relief

I’m the only one in Manhasset with a 91 Jimmy with CB antennas, NRA sticker and confederate flag. I have some vintage Corvettes, a Cuda but I dare not leave them on the street with these soccer moms driving Escalades and Explorer's to Starbucks. All that added caffeine makes them leave the parking lot with testacies

I feel bad for your kids if your not a multi millionaire to buy the latest new sneakers, IPOD, PDA's every week. Dont forget the 65 inch Plasma with Optonline TV and unsupervised internet, ATV and mini bikes for sleepovers.
If not I see angry little monsters with Lacrosse sticks

Be offended all you want but I'm not kidding and I dont lie!

Question: Have you or are you seeking therapy? These techniques may help; breath in, breath out. It's not worth being that angry. Good luck, it seems your the one with the problem.

[Dedalus]

We're rude, crude and lewd,
Perpetually screwed,
We yammer and howl,
The first to cry 'foul',
Time was, when,
We were "American Men."
Now we're ill,
In need of a pill.
Attitude problem? Is that the word?
It was first diagnosed by...King George the Third.



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