Why Long Island Sucks

[nutmuffin]

Originally Posted by Check123

Oddly enough, a coworker just purchased a house, $550K. I have one friend who lives in Manhattan and owns a house upstate. I have another childhood friend who lives in Manhattan and owns an $800K house on the east end. I also have a number of friends who own their own homes in Sayville. My friend's cousin paid cash for his house. Last week someone parked their new Bentley in front of my building. Shiver me timbers! I bet you want some of that rum now.

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I will gladly give up my rum to your friends... with the price of houses goin down, little chance they will make that money back if they sell, and with their obvious debt, I think they need the rum more than I do.

[Check123]

LOL

Unlikely. Any short term loss (if any) would be offset by past and long term appreciation. I know first hand that they carry minimal debt, therefore they have no need for your rum. Bottoms up!

Originally Posted by nutmuffin

I will gladly give up my rum to your friends... with the price of houses goin down, little chance they will make that money back if they sell, and with their obvious debt, I think they need the rum more than I do.

[nutmuffin]

Originally Posted by Check123

LOL

Unlikely. Any short term loss (if any) would be offset by past and long term appreciation. I know first hand that they carry minimal debt, therefore they have no need for your rum. Bottoms up!

OK, Mr, "Mad Money" ,

You know "first hand" ? , so now its YOU, who seems to know the exact financial situation of everyone around you ? and you know this, how ? because YOU, ARE DELUSIONAL ? . Or because your friends report every financial move to you ? Or are you are inside their homes and privy to every personal conversation , so you are 100% certain that ALL of your friends carry minimal debt ? ( minimal credit cards, no mortgages?). Wow, you know alot about them .
Yes, I take it back, they dont need rum, they need an electronic sweep.
I think your friends should be checking their homes for your bugging devices.

[Dedalus]

As we know from the various and sundry Dr. Milton Friedman Jr.'s on this board, the unfortunate people whose plans were upset by job loss, contracting a terminal disease, or falling meteors could have, and should have forseen this eventuality, and are thus to blame for their own troubles.

[OvertaxedOnLI]

Originally Posted by Dedalus

As we know from the various and sundry Dr. Milton Friedman Jr.'s on this board, the unfortunate people whose plans were upset by job loss, contracting a terminal disease, or falling meteors could have, and should have forseen this eventuality, and are thus to blame for their own troubles.

hehehehe

That's priceless!

[Check123]

I'm their Accountant. I'm also the trustee for several of their children. No need for bugging devices, they give me their information willingly.

Where should I have that rum delivered?

Originally Posted by nutmuffin

OK, Mr, "Mad Money" ,

You know "first hand" ? , so now its YOU, who seems to know the exact financial situation of everyone around you ? and you know this, how ? because YOU, ARE DELUSIONAL ? . Or because your friends report every financial move to you ? Or are you are inside their homes and privy to every personal conversation , so you are 100% certain that ALL of your friends carry minimal debt ? ( minimal credit cards, no mortgages?). Wow, you know alot about them .
Yes, I take it back, they dont need rum, they need an electronic sweep.
I think your friends should be checking their homes for your bugging devices.

[nutmuffin]

" I'm their Accountant. I'm also the trustee for several of their children. No need for bugging devices, they give me their information willingly. Where should I have that rum delivered?"

so ,youre an accountant ? Sure,of course you are !
IF THATS REALLY TRUE !! So, you talk about financial matters as a full time job and then you discuss it again on this forum at night.. how exciting ! . "Mr. Exciting, table for 1, your rum is ready " .

P.s.. and according to a previous post of yours ;youre also a pizza delivery boy,who eats the toppings off of customers pies ! wow, multi talented !

who are you going to be in the next post ? An astronaut.. ???

You're very amusing !!!!!!!

[Check123]

Yes, I am an Accountant. I have been for the past 20 years. I have no plans on becoming an astronaut, although I could go into financial services. (I also have an MBA in Finance)

The bit about the pizza was a joke. Perhaps you've had too much rum already. I'll donate your share of the bounty to charity.

Originally Posted by nutmuffin

" I'm their Accountant. I'm also the trustee for several of their children. No need for bugging devices, they give me their information willingly. Where should I have that rum delivered?"

so ,youre an accountant ? Sure,of course you are !
IF THATS REALLY TRUE !! So, you talk about financial matters as a full time job and then you discuss it again on this forum at night.. how exciting ! . "Mr. Exciting, table for 1, your rum is ready " .

P.s.. and according to a previous post of yours ;youre also a pizza delivery boy,who eats the toppings off of customers pies ! wow, multi talented !

who are you going to be in the next post ? An astronaut.. ???

You're very amusing !!!!!!!