I Was Assaulted by a White Gang Today (Los Angeles, Burbank: house, neighborhood)

[James T]

I made a few wrong turns driving through Los Angeles today, and before I knew it, I ended up in a German-American neighborhood. I knew I was in trouble when house after house had metal bars over the windows, and every other corner had a gang banger standing on it selling illicit narcotics. At one point, I made eye contact with the wrong person, who shouted at me, "Are you Anglo-Irish? What are you looking at?! You don't belong here!" Before I fully knew what was happening, I was being dragged from my car and kicked with jack boots to the tune of Deutschland Uber Alles playing from somebody's boombox.

Luckily, before not long, a couple of Hispanic police officers happened to stumble on the scene and scare the German-American gangsters away.

Whew; I'm lucky to be alive! Well, that just goes to show that gansters come in all types, and it's wrong to make any general judgements about any segment of society.

[miracle]

Did happen in Burbank? I mean in Universal Studios at Burbank??? looooooooooool.

I agree with you, gansters come in all types, and it's wrong to make any general judgements about any segment of society. Last night I saw Penelope Cruz (latina) at Rodeo Drive an she was really friendly and look fine....looooooool. Not, really, theres very good people in this city from any race, many angelinos are hispanics or asian, even blacks, and they are as angelinos, as a anglo, as an german-american or a jewish american, really.

[dametucker]

I would dearly love to blast you for the ****** you are, but I am devoted to high sarcasm, skillful use of understatement and "the unsaid", and love the type of absurd humor that leaves me weak with laughter, so I'll just take my hat off to you and hope to catch you another day.

[Blue Grass Fever]

Originally Posted by James T

I made a few wrong turns driving through Los Angeles today, and before I knew it, I ended up in a German-American neighborhood......

(the story would of been funny if told like this)

where hoodlums were flashing gang-signs what appeared to be W's and yellin' "straight out the double-wide" as they continued to beat me with their 'wife-beaters'.

[junkman18]

Originally Posted by James T

I made a few wrong turns driving through Los Angeles today, and before I knew it, I ended up in a German-American neighborhood. I knew I was in trouble when house after house had metal bars over the windows, and every other corner had a gang banger standing on it selling illicit narcotics. At one point, I made eye contact with the wrong person, who shouted at me, "Are you Anglo-Irish? What are you looking at?! You don't belong here!" Before I fully knew what was happening, I was being dragged from my car and kicked with jack boots to the tune of Deutschland Uber Alles playing from somebody's boombox.

Luckily, before not long, a couple of Hispanic police officers happened to stumble on the scene and scare the German-American gangsters away.

Whew; I'm lucky to be alive! Well, that just goes to show that gansters come in all types, and it's wrong to make any general judgements about any segment of society.

And of cores we all know your little story is not true.
Even it was a white gange, Their are many times more black and brown gangs than white. That is not racist it's just the truth!

[mhogan10010]

The whole thing really does sound made up.
Probably a Blood trying to change the subject from Minority gangs.

[dusesean1986]

The story isn't true, you can easily tell. Sorry, James.

[mhogan10010]

BTW-I was recently visiting my sister in the San Fernando Valley, and made a few wrong turns and found myself in Topango canyon near the gated entrance to a beautiful mansion....
Suddenly two well endowed blond women looked at me and said, "are you part Cherokee Indian part Dutch Irish"...Just then I new was in trouble. I was dragged from my SUV and forced to pleasure these professional sex workers/gang bangers till I fainted. Finally a couple of gay cowboys (ala Brokeback) rode by and lassoed my leg and dragged me to safety. Then we had Latie macchiato at the Starbucks in Malibu. What an ordeal.

[Ducktales]

Originally Posted by mhogan10010

BTW-I was recently visiting my sister in the San Fernando Valley, and made a few wrong turns and found myself in Topango canyon near the gated entrance to a beautiful mansion....
Suddenly two well endowed blond women looked at me and said, "are you part Cherokee Indian part Dutch Irish"...Just then I new was in trouble. I was dragged from my SUV and forced to pleasure these professional sex workers/gang bangers till I fainted. Finally a couple of gay cowboys (ala Brokeback) rode by and lassoed my leg and dragged me to safety. Then we had Latie macchiato at the Starbucks in Malibu. What an ordeal.

Man that was funny. But seriously though, White Gangs are around but they aren't as prevalent as they used to be.

[ontheroad]

I'm so pleased you allowed me to film it. It will be premiering on Sunday night at the Paramount!

Originally Posted by mhogan10010

BTW-I was recently visiting my sister in the San Fernando Valley, and made a few wrong turns and found myself in Topango canyon near the gated entrance to a beautiful mansion....
Suddenly two well endowed blond women looked at me and said, "are you part Cherokee Indian part Dutch Irish"...Just then I new was in trouble. I was dragged from my SUV and forced to pleasure these professional sex workers/gang bangers till I fainted. Finally a couple of gay cowboys (ala Brokeback) rode by and lassoed my leg and dragged me to safety. Then we had Latie macchiato at the Starbucks in Malibu. What an ordeal.