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03-14-2009, 03:01 PM
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Location: Haynesville, La.-Pangburn, Ar.
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Call me weird, but I love the winter and don't care much for the summer. I've always went by the old saying " you can put on enough clothes to stay warm but you can't take enough off to stay cool". I'm looking forward to everything getting green and pretty but, I work outside and don't care for too much heat. We have to wear long sleeve, fire retardant clothing and that mess is hot. While I'm complaining, you also have to deal with the fire ant attacks, wasp and bees, snakes, skeeters, and the dreaded no-see-ums. I got stung 19 times last year in one day and several singles on other days. Man, I think I'll migrate north this summer.
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03-14-2009, 03:12 PM
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Location: Fordyce Arkansas
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Originally Posted by Rainbow Island
Call me weird, but I love the winter and don't care much for the summer. I've always went by the old saying " you can put on enough clothes to stay warm but you can't take enough off to stay cool". I'm looking forward to everything getting green and pretty but, I work outside and don't care for too much heat. We have to wear long sleeve, fire retardant clothing and that mess is hot. While I'm complaining, you also have to deal with the fire ant attacks, wasp and bees, snakes, skeeters, and the dreaded no-see-ums. I got stung 19 times last year in one day and several singles on other days. Man, I think I'll migrate north this summer.
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Well gee thanks for ruining summer for me now! LOL |
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03-14-2009, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by stacieberry
Well gee thanks for ruining summer for me now! LOL
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Sorry but I felt like you needed to know. Did I mention spiders? |
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03-15-2009, 11:55 AM
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Sorry but I felt like you needed to know. Did I mention spiders?
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Spiders do not scare me! Snakes now scare me to death!!! We have already killed two this year around our house. One was a baby and the other was a cotton mouth. |
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03-15-2009, 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by stacieberry
Spiders do not scare me! Snakes now scare me to death!!! We have already killed two this year around our house. One was a baby and the other was a cotton mouth.
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Cotton mouth ? You don't want to mess with him! You must have water around your house. Pond or lake? I heard a guy say that he was only scared of two kinds of snakes the other day. Big uns and little uns.
Did you know it's against the law to kill a snake in Arkansas? Seems like I've brought this up before somewhere.  |
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03-15-2009, 10:12 PM
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I was told the joke thread had nothing to with Louisiana. So it was moved far, far away. But the nice gentleman said the chat forum would be good place to make a funny. So here goes again.
Why men want to be Pigs
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life..quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm.....)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle. In other words, send it to everyone!
(And God love that pig!)
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03-15-2009, 10:19 PM
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TAILGATER ~
A man was being tailgated by a stressed- out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, 'I ' m very sorry for this mistake.
You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. '
I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do bumper sticker,
the 'Choose Life' license plate holder,
the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker,
and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally...I assumed you had stolen the car. '
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03-15-2009, 10:42 PM
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Why were men put on the earth? Because vibraters can not buy drinks!
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03-15-2009, 11:06 PM
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"Finally home in Tennessee"
(set 12 hours ago)
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ROTFLMBO!!!! you two.. question?? Did the pig use the vibrator? (snicker snicker)...
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03-16-2009, 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Homesick4Home
ROTFLMBO!!!! you two.. question?? Did the pig use the vibrator? (snicker snicker)...
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LOL you know I do not think I wanna find out! Who would they pay for that job! |
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