Louisville barbie line coming. (Lexington, Newburg: credit card, mobile home, neighborhood)

[JaxRhapsody]

Probably heard this before especially if you were on LouisvilleMojo before its dating craze.

Now speaking of just Louisville IT seems like nomatter what anyone else thinks we just happened to be good enough for our own line of Barbie dolls. I mean when considering all of Kentucky where else would you live?

[CENTER]St Matthews Barbie
This princess Barbie is sold only at The Mall St Matthews. She comes with an assortment of Prada Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a longhaired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version




Lyndon Barbie
This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately




Middletown Barbie
This is an upgrade to the St Matthews Barbie. Accessories include the SUV with an extra large gas tank




Portland Barbie
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills). Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.




Anchorage Barbie
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them




Okolona Barbie
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes toosmall, a NASCAR shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely




Glenmary Barbie
This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet prescription available




Fairdale Barbie
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Okolona Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home




The Highlands Barbie
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow." She does not want or need a Ken doll,but if you purchase two Main Street Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free




Newburg Barbie
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his '79 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant




Shively Barbie
Not much different from Fairdale Barbie - instead of the trailer, she comes with bingo chips and a rosary. We don't know where Ken is 'cause he's always hunting




Main Street Barbie/Ken
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple "snap-on" parts




Old Louisville Barbie
her pale skin and multiple facial piercings tell you at a glance she could only be Old Louisville Barbie! Fully equipped with Chuck Taylors, torn fishnets and a two tone bad dye job for retro authenticity. When stood erect, her eyes will take on an actual vacant blank stare, just like the real thing! Mag Bar playhouse sold separately




7th Street Barbie
Looking for company or just an easy lay? 7th Street Barbie has all that you would expect from a trashy ****. Miniature clear Lucite stripper shoes, matching G-string and fright wig hair. Purse includes a fistful of crumpled one dollar bills. Comes with brass pole and stage set. S-10 pickup with one broken headlight and duct taped passenger side window sold separately

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[Crazee Cat Lady]

Omg.
That is harsh! But hilarious.

[Crazee Cat Lady]

Now speaking of just Louisville IT seems like nomatter what anyone else thinks we just happened to be good enough for our own line of Barbie dolls. I mean when considering all of Kentucky where else would you live?

I grew up in Louisville, but I live in Lexington now, and love it.

[Rayah(812)]

Aha very clever. I like these Barbies! I would play with them. Oh the adventures they would have. I especially like how Newburg Ken is discontinued with the addition of the baby Barbie.

[The Dissenter]

Originally Posted by JaxRhapsody

Probably heard this before especially if you were on LouisvilleMojo before its dating craze.

Now speaking of just Louisville IT seems like nomatter what anyone else thinks we just happened to be good enough for our own line of Barbie dolls. I mean when considering all of Kentucky where else would you live?

[CENTER]St Matthews Barbie
This princess Barbie is sold only at The Mall St Matthews. She comes with an assortment of Prada Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a longhaired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version




Lyndon Barbie
This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately




Middletown Barbie
This is an upgrade to the St Matthews Barbie. Accessories include the SUV with an extra large gas tank




Portland Barbie
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills). Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.




Anchorage Barbie
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them




Okolona Barbie
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes toosmall, a NASCAR shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely




Glenmary Barbie
This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet prescription available




Fairdale Barbie
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Okolona Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home




The Highlands Barbie
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow." She does not want or need a Ken doll,but if you purchase two Main Street Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free




Newburg Barbie
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his '79 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant




Shively Barbie
Not much different from Fairdale Barbie - instead of the trailer, she comes with bingo chips and a rosary. We don't know where Ken is 'cause he's always hunting




Main Street Barbie/Ken
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple "snap-on" parts




Old Louisville Barbie
her pale skin and multiple facial piercings tell you at a glance she could only be Old Louisville Barbie! Fully equipped with Chuck Taylors, torn fishnets and a two tone bad dye job for retro authenticity. When stood erect, her eyes will take on an actual vacant blank stare, just like the real thing! Mag Bar playhouse sold separately




7th Street Barbie
Looking for company or just an easy lay? 7th Street Barbie has all that you would expect from a trashy ****. Miniature clear Lucite stripper shoes, matching G-string and fright wig hair. Purse includes a fistful of crumpled one dollar bills. Comes with brass pole and stage set. S-10 pickup with one broken headlight and duct taped passenger side window sold separately

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Oh my goodness! I love it but a flogging may be in order from the other regulars.

JW, does the Okolona Barbie speak Spanish?

[seraphene]

This is hysterical!
And yet, I come away from it feeling like I have a better idea of each Louisville neighborhood's "vibe".
Thanks JaxRhapsody.

[CraigCreek]

There was a Lexington version of this going around a couple of years ago - alas, I failed to save it.

[Crazee Cat Lady]

I bet that one was hilarious too.

[veggienut]

Probably heard this before especially if you were on LouisvilleMojo before its dating craze.

I was on MOJO when it first began and then it was like 200 people at the most. It was a good group then until they started having 2,000 people on it. When were you on there~?

[JaxRhapsody]

I have been a member since I think 2008. I forget, lol. I use this screen name everywhere.