Anyone Read LEO's (Feb 29, 2012): "You Are So Louisville"?

[Visvaldis]

Here's more to keep you laughing:
You are so Louisville that you can hardly wait for the warm, sunny days so you can proudly wear your new Jesus themed t-shirt.

[Orgetorix]

[Visvaldis]

Thanks for the great photo! Except for one mistake. Yes, it is me, but my left eye is about 3 inches lower than my right eye. I'm thankful to the person who used Photoshop to correct the eyes, it makes me look devishly handsome.
Also, in this weather I usually wear a shirt when going outdoors.

[Visvaldis]

Thanks for the applause!

And now, from the gorgeously ghastly ghoul (me!) that inhabits the sewer system of your city, another delightful, quality quivering quip:

You are so Louisville when you dwaddle down the 300 yard long expressway ramp at 30 MPH and are annoyed that the traffic moving at 60+ MPH will not slow down to let your merge so you have no choice but to stop and wait for a large gap in traffic.

[The Dissenter]

You are so Louisville if you are at stop light at Dupont Cir and Dutchmans Ln or Preston and the Watterson offramp and if you wait until 7 seconds pass and a Honda Accord horn sounds to move. Don't ask.

[Dayton Sux]

...really didn't find most of these to be negative or BASHING, just funny observances

Thought they were pretty good, too.

[Toby Lee]

I came up with my own list for my Facebook page:

You know you're from Louisville if:

1. You still get Christmas presents in those Bacon's boxes with the brown stripes on the side.
2. Your family split in half over divided college basketball loyalties.
3. You think "Will You Come Home, Bill Bailey" is about a gravelly-voiced disk jockey.
4. You refer to Kroger and JC Penney in the possessive form ("I'm going to Kroger's, then I'm heading to Penney's").
5. You know that "What school did you go to?" means "what high school."
6. You give directions using stores that have gone out of business ("Pass Trinity, go one mile, pass the old Thorny's, then turn between the old Sears and the old Circuit City.").
7. You believe you can judge a persons' socio-economic status by what Kroger ('s) they shop at.
8. You've argued with relatives about whether pimientoes go on the Hot Brown.
9. You pronounce the word "wash" - wursh. And you say this instead of laundry ("I've gotta do some wursh!")
10. You've scheduled, or been invited to, a block party on the first saturday in May.