Maine Jokes (for sale, home, university)

[msina]

Regarding the year 2000, a senior at University of Maine was overheard saying "when the end of the world comes, I hope to be in "Maine" When asked why, he stated that everything happens here 20 years later than the rest of the civilized world.

A group of Maine friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Harry?" the others asked.

"Dave had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.

"You left Harry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.

"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Dave!

[moughie]

Thank you msnina for starting this thread!!!



A Maine State trooper pulled over a pickup on route 302. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" Bruce replied, " 'Bout whut?


[msina]

A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the pearly gates into Heaven.
Others though, were led over to Satan who threw them into the burning pit. But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small pile.

After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity got the best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was doing.

"Excuse me, Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in line for, judgment, but I couldn't help wondering. Why are you tossing those people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with the others?"

"Oh those " Satan groaned. "They're all from Maine. They're still too cold and wet to burn!"

[averagenyjoe]

what is that fellows name that I think is somewhat famous for Maine jokes. He was on Prairie home companion or whadda-ya-know with Michael Feldman or one of those shows. He kept me in stitches and I need to get a tape or two of him.

[moughie]

Maybe Tim Sample?

http://www.timsample.com/

WIcked Good Band also appeared with Michael Feldman On NPR a few years
ago. Their tapes ,cds, and videos can be ordered here:

http://www.exiles.com/Wicked_Good_Band/Wicked_Good.htm

[MRVphotog]

Bob Marley is probably the most famous Maine comic...his tapes make any trip seem wicked shorter and full of mucho laughs.
Home - Comedian Bob Marley

[moughie]

Some engineers from the U.S.G.S. surveyed some property and found that in a area, the New Hampshire and Maine border must be changed. They stopped to inform a farmer that he was no longer in Maine, but in New Hampshire.

After a long pause, he grunted and said, "That's good. I couldn't take another one of these Maine winters."

[Dwatted Wabbit]

Originally Posted by moughie

Some engineers from the U.S.G.S. surveyed some property and found that in a area, the New Hampshire and Maine border must be changed. They stopped to inform a farmer that he was no longer in Maine, but in New Hampshire.

After a long pause, he grunted and said, "That's good. I couldn't take another one of these Maine winters."

Haha, that's a good one that's been around for a long time.

Didn't he say, "Aaaayyup," first?

[moughie]

yep, you are right!

[moughie]

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maine: For Sale

Maine: You can spit on Canada from here