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Old 01-27-2008, 08:50 AM
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1) How Do You Get Holy Water?

You Boil The Hell Out Of It.


2) What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?

Dam!


3) What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?

Polaroid's

4) What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?

A bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

And my Personal favorite:
5) How Are a Texas Tornado And a Maine Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

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Old 01-27-2008, 10:34 AM
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How Are a Texas Tornado And a Maine Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
Wait a minute....

You mean to tell me that Mainers aren't perfect? Some are divorced? But... but... I thought it was God's country.

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Old 01-27-2008, 10:36 AM
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It is Gods country, just inhabited by regular people.

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Old 01-27-2008, 10:37 AM
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Excellant answer!! LOL

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Old 01-27-2008, 10:40 AM
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Great reply Bydand!!

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Old 01-27-2008, 12:28 PM
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And my Personal favorite:
5) How Are a Texas Tornado And a Maine Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
Is this a boat trailer?

A snowmobile trailer?

A motorcycle trailer?

A firewood trailer?

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Old 01-27-2008, 12:39 PM
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Is this a boat trailer?
A snowmobile trailer?
A motorcycle trailer?
A firewood trailer?
Actually, I wondered about that, too. I think that particular joke was "altered" to be a Maine joke. It sounds like it was originally a WV or southern joke. Sure sounded out of place with Maine, huh?

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Old 01-27-2008, 12:50 PM
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Yep, that is Jeff Foxworthy material! You know you are a redneck when...kind of stuff.

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Old 01-27-2008, 03:09 PM
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Don't know where it came from originally. Was sent to me as an e-mail just like that.

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Old 01-27-2008, 04:57 PM
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Is this a boat trailer?

A snowmobile trailer?

A motorcycle trailer?

A firewood trailer?
ohhhhh wouldn't that stink if it was ALL of those trailers!

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