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03-19-2008, 07:04 AM
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Bees? Not in Maine
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
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Happiness is seeing Bill Clinton's face on a milk carton
Hard pressed on my right, My center is yielding. Impossible to maneuver. Situation excellent, I am attacking - Foch, 1914
Have an awesome day, and know that someone has thought about you today
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03-20-2008, 01:00 PM
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Bees? Not in Maine
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
11,530 posts, read 6,468,225 times
Reputation: 2824
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He who hesitates is lunch !
He who hesitates is probably right.
He who laughs last probably made a backup
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03-20-2008, 02:01 PM
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Don't cha know!
Status:
"fire? its warm..."
(set 8 days ago)
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: UP of Michigan
1,252 posts, read 297,421 times
Reputation: 4836
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Small Town............A place where everybody knows whose check is good.
Taxes..........The thing generally raised on land.
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03-20-2008, 02:15 PM
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Bees? Not in Maine
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
11,530 posts, read 6,468,225 times
Reputation: 2824
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HEY ! is that thing supposed to smoke like that ??
Hey! Who's snorting the Dilithium Crystals???
Home School is the last hope for American freedom
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03-20-2008, 10:15 PM
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Sometimes I sit and think and sometimes I just sit
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Central NH
598 posts, read 363,189 times
Reputation: 509
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Happiness is oweing the IRS $50,000 when you die
Hard-learned lessons are remembered longest
He who hesitates goes after me
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03-20-2008, 10:22 PM
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Bees? Not in Maine
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
11,530 posts, read 6,468,225 times
Reputation: 2824
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How come pizza gets to your house faster than the police?
How do blonde brain cells die? Alone
How do I set my laser printer to stun ?
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03-20-2008, 10:31 PM
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Sometimes I sit and think and sometimes I just sit
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Central NH
598 posts, read 363,189 times
Reputation: 509
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How come wrong numbers are never busy.
How do I turn the other cheek without getting up?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
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03-20-2008, 11:33 PM
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Bees? Not in Maine
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
11,530 posts, read 6,468,225 times
Reputation: 2824
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
I am a male lesbian, a guy attracted to women
I am not a religious man, I am a Christian
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03-21-2008, 07:30 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Central Texas
434 posts, read 235,507 times
Reputation: 598
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Adversity introduces a man to himself. Anonymous
Fear gives sudden instincts of skill. Coleridge
He who has not lost his head over some things has no head to lose. Richter
The man who lives free from folly is not so wise as he thinks. Unknown
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03-21-2008, 02:29 PM
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Bees? Not in Maine
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
11,530 posts, read 6,468,225 times
Reputation: 2824
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I am not breaking the rules, but testing elasticity
I backed up my hard drive and smashed into a bus!
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!
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