Deep Thoughts (Washington: public schools, cost of living, rich)

[dmyankee]

Even if you are falling flat on your face, you are still moving forward...

Words of wisdom for those entrepreneurs out there.

[Submariner]

If you explain so that nobody misunderstands, some will

If you learn from mistakes, you will learn a lot today

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

[Eastport4me]

Q. What is a nuahcerpel?
A. Leprechaun spelled backwards!

[Submariner]

If you pull the wings off a fly, does it become a walk?

If you search for the unknown, expect to be surprised

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance

[Eastport4me]

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If a person told you they were a pathological liar, should you believe them?

[Submariner]

If you think nobody cares, miss a couple of payments

If you throw mud, you will have dirty hands

If you try to be too sharp, you will cut yourself

[Submariner]

If you want my advice, pay me

If you want someone to keep a secret, keep it yourself

if you want the best seat in the house, move a cat

[Eastport4me]

How can the cemetry raise it's burial costs and blame it on the price of living?

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?

[Eastport4me]

A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

Did Noah include termites on the ark?

Do fish get thirsty?

[Submariner]

If you want the last word with a woman, apologize

If you want to hide your face, walk naked

If you wish to succeed, consult three old people