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04-02-2008, 01:26 PM
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Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Sarah!
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: God's Country, Maine
1,581 posts, read 843,753 times
Reputation: 858
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Even if you are falling flat on your face, you are still moving forward...
Words of wisdom for those entrepreneurs out there.
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04-02-2008, 02:02 PM
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Bees? Not in Maine
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
11,471 posts, read 6,409,901 times
Reputation: 2788
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If you explain so that nobody misunderstands, some will
If you learn from mistakes, you will learn a lot today
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
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04-03-2008, 08:42 PM
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Alias MEnME
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Florida&Eastport
612 posts, read 322,793 times
Reputation: 572
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Q. What is a nuahcerpel?
A. Leprechaun spelled backwards!
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04-03-2008, 08:44 PM
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Bees? Not in Maine
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
11,471 posts, read 6,409,901 times
Reputation: 2788
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If you pull the wings off a fly, does it become a walk?
If you search for the unknown, expect to be surprised
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance
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04-03-2008, 09:03 PM
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Alias MEnME
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Florida&Eastport
612 posts, read 322,793 times
Reputation: 572
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How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If a person told you they were a pathological liar, should you believe them?
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04-03-2008, 09:07 PM
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Bees? Not in Maine
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
11,471 posts, read 6,409,901 times
Reputation: 2788
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If you think nobody cares, miss a couple of payments
If you throw mud, you will have dirty hands
If you try to be too sharp, you will cut yourself
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04-04-2008, 05:45 PM
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Bees? Not in Maine
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
11,471 posts, read 6,409,901 times
Reputation: 2788
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If you want my advice, pay me
If you want someone to keep a secret, keep it yourself
if you want the best seat in the house, move a cat
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04-04-2008, 07:33 PM
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Alias MEnME
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Florida&Eastport
612 posts, read 322,793 times
Reputation: 572
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How can the cemetry raise it's burial costs and blame it on the price of living?
Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?
Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?
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04-04-2008, 07:37 PM
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Alias MEnME
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Florida&Eastport
612 posts, read 322,793 times
Reputation: 572
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A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
Did Noah include termites on the ark?
Do fish get thirsty?
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04-04-2008, 07:54 PM
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Bees? Not in Maine
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
11,471 posts, read 6,409,901 times
Reputation: 2788
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If you want the last word with a woman, apologize
If you want to hide your face, walk naked
If you wish to succeed, consult three old people
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