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04-07-2008, 06:49 PM
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Bees? Not in Maine
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
11,490 posts, read 6,432,020 times
Reputation: 2804
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Is your church BATF approved??
Isn't there a statute of limitations on stupidity?
It has been discovered: research causes cancer in rats
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04-07-2008, 07:25 PM
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Alias MEnME
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Florida&Eastport
612 posts, read 323,732 times
Reputation: 572
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What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us. --- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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04-07-2008, 11:08 PM
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Bees? Not in Maine
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
11,490 posts, read 6,432,020 times
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It is better to act quickly and err than to hesitate until the time of action is past - Clausewitz, 1832
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
It works better if you plug it in *AND THEN* turn it on
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04-08-2008, 07:37 PM
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Bees? Not in Maine
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
11,490 posts, read 6,432,020 times
Reputation: 2804
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it's 11: 00... do you know what your cats are shredding?
It's a fine line between fishing & standing still
It's amazing how mature wisdom resembles being tired
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04-09-2008, 07:22 AM
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Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Sarah!
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: God's Country, Maine
1,581 posts, read 845,960 times
Reputation: 858
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Anything too stupid to be said, is sung...Voltaire.
In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them...Johann von Newmann.
When your boss gives you a title for your job (VP of...,) without further compensation, it's his way of tricking you into thinking you got a raise...me
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04-09-2008, 11:01 AM
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Bees? Not in Maine
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
11,490 posts, read 6,432,020 times
Reputation: 2804
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It's hard to be humble when you're having so much fun
Its hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember a thing
It's never too late to have a happy childhood
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04-09-2008, 10:26 PM
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Bees? Not in Maine
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
11,490 posts, read 6,432,020 times
Reputation: 2804
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I've gone to look for myself...If I get back before I return tell myself to wait!
Janet Reno: Cookin' with gas!
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
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04-09-2008, 10:34 PM
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A quiet, loving, Conservative
Status:
"Sure you are!"
(set 9 days ago)
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Join Date: Jul 2006
6,005 posts, read 2,968,134 times
Reputation: 1833
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Quote:
Originally Posted by forest beekeeper
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
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I don't know how many times this has happened to me. The thing is if you hadn't thrown it away you probably wouldn't have known you even owned it in the first place. |
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04-10-2008, 06:52 AM
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Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Sarah!
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: God's Country, Maine
1,581 posts, read 845,960 times
Reputation: 858
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Books have the same enemies as people: fire, humidity, animals, weather and their own content.
Paul Valery
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04-10-2008, 08:57 AM
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Bees? Not in Maine
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
11,490 posts, read 6,432,020 times
Reputation: 2804
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Jury: Twelve people too dumb to get out of jury duty
Just when you think it's hopelessly broken, it works
Keep hands off the secretary's reproducing equipment
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